When he keeps staring at your chest ....  

dfw_femme_fatale 46F
412 posts
1/18/2006 9:14 pm

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7/15/2007 1:57 pm

When he keeps staring at your chest ....

Another dating tip from my bad girl calendar.

When your date keeps staring down your shirt, don't feel embarrassed and pretend not to notice. (That's what I usually do). Instead, look down proudly at your gorgeous breasts, lovingly cup them, and say "Yes, are they delicious or what?"
Ha Ha Ha!

So, if you were my date and I said that to you ... what would you do?

I'm going to do that at my next available opportunity. After I've had a few drinks of course!

WellhungTrigger 42M
282 posts
1/19/2006 1:06 am

I'd say, I dunno I've never tasted them!

and when given the opportunity, I'd smother myself in those beautiful hooters, and after passing out from lack of oxygen, I'd hope that you'd let me recover with my head on those lovely pillows!

TrueTxGtlman 53M

1/19/2006 7:06 am

As typical of a man I try not to be I would assume that I would look you in the eys and say wow you really do have two of the nicest EYES I ever seen. Grin then ask how is dinner and try to hide the embarressment that I know I would be feeling. Then later if I was so blessed to get to look at them UP CLOSE and personal I would most likely agree with your earlier statement at dinner and be hoping that I would get to see a lot more of them from time to time


rm_hardwiremike 54M

1/19/2006 10:16 pm

I'd taste them to see... LOL!

TrueTxGtlman 53M

1/20/2006 6:03 am

After thinking about it I was wondering why you were staring at my chest? I caught you peaking.

jd21972 43M

1/20/2006 6:56 pm

I would get you home, open the fridge, ask you to choose a condiment, and I would smother those lovely boobs and lick them for an hour. You have some very nice ones!

pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
2/2/2006 9:59 pm

after a few drink's I would get close to your ear and whisper,"do you like to tounge your own nipple's"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

rm_motherchuck 43M
16 posts
2/9/2006 12:48 pm

i would think you were the coollist chick in the world and tell u about it.
tho dude is kind of wright,this is a sex site and your talking to a bunch of long hairs.i meen if u wana get out the riding crop n play i'm down but don't try and change us.

rm_bigunit302 55M

2/19/2006 12:55 pm

Just ckn to see if they are 38 or 40 longs?

rookie_pornstar 33M
1 post
2/26/2006 6:35 pm

well girl being caught like that and after swolling my pride, I would say something corny, "tell what that shirt had to do, to get those kinda of clevage rights.

lovetohandle80 61M

5/3/2006 8:17 pm

I would just simply agree with you wholeheartedly. You know that I'm looking, so there is no reason for pretense. Might as well be honest while still being respectful.

And BTW...I would be so impressed that you were comfortable enough to take it stride and not be totally offended.

rm_slaveman1964 47M

7/24/2006 10:37 pm

Girl, I say if you were born with them, be proud of them. If they are bought and paid for, well.......be proud of them too. If I were a woman and I had those I would show them off too. Nothing to be ashamed of.

rm_texasboy4use 52M

10/28/2006 7:36 pm

i would fake blindness, and ask to see them in brail!
let's go drinking some time!

rm_2inballs 60M
2 posts
10/28/2006 8:38 pm

Oh know they are tasty, but I was really trying to excite those large Nips with my super levitational power.

loisandclark24 49M/47F
72 posts
2/17/2007 6:26 pm

You know what...
I would say.

rm_ItWASme6969 55M
9 posts
3/15/2007 4:50 pm

I was frothing at the mouth, literally salivating while this page loaded in anticipation of blazzzzzzzing fingers drawn to such a controversial and alluring, even captivating subject.

I have so many things to say, so many responses that I can't get my mind to stop long enough to pick one...

OK, I am desperately going to make a concerted effort not to generalize about fashion or women or sex, but at some point the readers will realize that there is a certain common denominator among the individuals that this particular scenario occurs on a more frequent basis.

Let's set the assumptions.
*Women mostly like to look their best when seen in public; men, take it or leave it
*Women have breasts, some are less, some, are more. Some are more "prevalent" than others and not necessarily because of size. Men have Penises. Some are less, some, are more. Some are more "prevalent" than others and not necessarily because of size.
*Women, and Men from time to time, have parts of their anatomies that under normal circumstances are typical everyday anatomy except, they can be more pronounced or prominent (or lack thereof) than that of another male or female - I'm talking Ears, Nose, Eyes, Hair, feet, hands, lips etc... you get the point
Let's stop there in the hopes that you have figured out where I'm going with this - I know I can be verbose and a bit obscure; sorry.

If a man goes out in public, is wearing loose khaki's and no restrictive undergarments and has a occasion to meet up with a lady or two, gets a little excited (or not, but you get my drift) it might be evident the outline of the underlying "unit" is whatever it is, annnnnnnnnd the ladies might be inclined to stare, noticeably, from time to time - well, LADIES, true, or, not? Men, on the other hand, have much less tact, even the gentleman fight that scenario with desperation.

In summary (a whole lot faster than I anticipated) women are guilty of the same thing, but are much better at hiding it and frankly, most women would have to be on their knees to have picked up on something like that whereas directly almost at eye level at a table are the um, "girls".

Morals of the story:

Don't wear loose pants with no underwear unless you have a huge dick and
If you have large prominent breasts, don't wear a button down tight blouse or tight Cashmere sweater...
UNLESS YOU WANT, EXPECT, or don't care about the comments or stares you will receive.


"The Enabler" ... has left the building

RichWiskey 47M  
10 posts
3/24/2007 2:11 am

I would smile and say "Well, I dunno...I was trying to determine if I would need some salt or pepper for seasoning, but I'll be glad to let you know later on so that you can give my compliments to the chef! Oh dayum, I've been watching entirely too much food network lately.

rm_sexytoesdfw 46M/46F
6 posts
3/29/2007 8:23 am

exquisite breasts indeed...

LittleLostToy 30F

4/10/2007 3:45 pm

You'd be suprised.

I've used that line before at a bar.

The guy immediatly turned in to a 12yr old boy and scampered off with his tail between his legs.

After all that oogling you'd have thought he would have bought me a drink.

EastTxLover69 39M
12 posts
6/2/2007 6:09 pm

"I don't know, but can I lick some BBQ sauce off them....that makes anything good!!!"

rm_DaddyDom57 59M
7 posts
6/18/2007 4:30 pm

LOL....all these philosophical answers and sharp retorts......we all would probably just stare wide-eyed, slobber all over our chin and mumble something stupid like........."Uhhhhhhhh".


I might say "YEP, they are", then grab my package and ask how you like IT !! Then what? (snicker)

rm_kouchlover 54M
4 posts
7/14/2007 8:25 pm

i would smile and ask if that was an invite keep smiling

rm_SlitDoc 59M

12/2/2007 9:27 am

I would say: yes they are nice, and would look even better covered with my cum

lick_then_suck 44M/33F

2/4/2008 11:43 am

i'd simply be honest and say VERY!! can i touch them?
licks Sarah

licks Sarah

DoctorAutobahn 48M
25 posts
2/6/2008 11:03 am

Heheheheheh, the mind reels with possible reponses! I wish I'd find myself in such a situation- I could probably dig a girl who'd say that.

Oddly enough, I had a situation recently that I hoped didn't leave a bad impression. I was on a date with a girl who was wearing one of those sweaters with a really wide neck that shows some shoulder. She had really lovely shoulders and my eye kept drifting to that tender spot between neck and clavicle...and after a while I realised that she might think I was doing the boob-vision thing...The evening ended on a good note, so I guess it was OK...


3/12/2008 8:48 am

Finally a woman who knows how to accept attention of this manner!!

I wrote a blog entitled "I can't help it", that explains why we react to women the way we do. Check it out!

Thanks for posting!!!

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