Does this make my lips look big?  

dfw_femme_fatale 46F
412 posts
9/22/2005 8:55 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Does this make my lips look big?

I’m trying to download pics from my phone … so if they appear I was successful … if not… someone send me instructions.

I spent almost 18 hours of continuous grooming getting ready for a “casual” date. You know how women are. In preparation, I bought one of those new lip plumper lip glosses. You know the brand in which Kate Moss represents, or represented. NOTE TO SELF: If I ever decide to snort cocaine, make sure no one is snapping pics.

Anyway, I’ve never thought I had thin lips … but I certainly don’t have those huge, mega lips like some of the Restalyne injected supermodels. In fact, when it comes to lips … I’m probably Goldilocks… not too thin, not too thick … I’m just right. But I was curious to see how the other half lived… so for $4.97 I bought a pass into DSL-land.

Judge for yourself. I took pics of my lips before and after. What do you think? I can tell a little bit of a difference, maybe.

For objective opinions … I applied the lip plumper to one side of my mouth, and regular lip gloss to the other side. And I asked the ladies in the office if they could tell the difference. And 3 out of 4 guessed which side was which. So maybe it does work.

BEWARE: this plumping action is accomplished thru some type of irritation. When you put it on it tingles/stings mildly for a while. I would avoid any contact between my lips... and any sensitive areas.

Ok... This camera phone is giving me fits.

ProtonicMan 47M

9/27/2005 7:23 pm

I'm looking forward to seeing your lips, both the before and after.

Truly, I don't care if your lips are thin or "just right." (Too thick is a turn-off for me.) I'm more interested in whether they smile when I tease you and what kind of wit and intelligence passes out of them.

In your case, the intelligence seems to be wearing off, or you wouldn't be wasting your time and money on something that basically gives you a rash. You must need to get laid.



ProtonicMan 47M

9/28/2005 3:42 pm

At least you aren't disputing my last statement.


Priapeo 46M

9/29/2005 3:08 am

BEWARE: this plumping action is accomplished thru some type of irritation

Omg! ... it is as if we used a cheese grater on our penis hoping on a thickening inflammation!

First question is: does it hurt?
Second question: how much does it cost?

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

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