A Blowjob At Midnight  

dfw_femme_fatale 46F
412 posts
5/11/2005 2:21 pm

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A Blowjob At Midnight


Hey all, my “day job” has me running wild … so I’m just going to blog-and-run.

I was online late one night recently (of course I can’t remember which particular site) and down at the bottom of the screen appeared a banner ad that said “”We make getting a blow job at midnight possible.” No logo, no pics … just the words. I was instantly curious about this entity making bold claims, so I clicked on the link … and I was routed to the AdultFriendFinder Website!

I laughed so hard that I almost fell out of the chair. I know AdultFriendFinder is a sex site, but honestly … who would believe such a claim? Men mainly … why else would I get so many e-mails spouting gems like “Hey baby, I have a present for your face” (Or stomach, or your (fill-in-the-blank). And then they get all mad when I don’t act like it’s the best offer I’ve had all day.

No wonder my mail, and IM boxes are filled with messages with time stamps around midnight! Ha ha ha

Just to set the record straight.. I AM NOT ON HERE LOOKING FOR NO-NAME TAIL ‒ I can get that anywhere.

A blowjob at midnight … that cracks me up every time I think about it!

LimesMastsAvoid 70M
456 posts
5/11/2005 4:01 pm

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