"Position Of The Day" Calendar Going To Waste  

dfw_femme_fatale 46F
412 posts
5/19/2005 12:15 pm

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"Position Of The Day" Calendar Going To Waste

For the New Year a friend gave me a “Position Of The Day” calendar. Hell Yeah! Mind you these don’t show “real bodies” … instead it shows line drawings of bodies posed in positions with names like “Tuning in China” or “Backseat Driver” or “Flying Butt Pliers.” Actually they are very interesting, Some look easy … and others would challenge two contortionists.

Lately, the calendar has become a daily reminder of how I’m not getting any. I can hear one of my male friends now “if a woman is not getting sex, it is because she chooses not too.” And I agree … I COULD get it anytime I wanted …

Hey .. I had a drunk guy follow me out of a bar the other night and chase me to my car …. Maybe I should have taken him up on the offer … I wonder if he would have wanted to do the “Drop Down and Give Me 20.”

purejoy4fem 46F/44F
682 posts
5/19/2005 2:55 pm

Waste not, want not... Go back to the bar tonight, the drunk guy will probably be there, and he will probably be drunk

HotCouple754 41M/41F
1 post
5/21/2005 4:59 am

I'd like to see a "real bodies" calander. Forget sticks, we like curves! You wanna help us pose? lol

sexfriend1963 53M

6/30/2005 10:57 am

About getting it anytime anyone wants... well, true, but personally, there's women out there that I don't want anywhere near me that have expressed interest. Sometimes it's better to go without.

When I enter a long-time relationship, I think I'll get one of those. Could be interesting.

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