deliciousngood 64F
1129 posts
8/10/2005 2:35 pm

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I think I flunked girl school. What do I mean?

Well some women use their "feminine wiles" to get their way. Some can flirt with assurance and get RESULTS. Some can get a man to do ANYTHING with merely a flutter of long lashes and a come hither look! Me? They ask me if I have something in my eye..haha

Now, do not get me wrong..I am not condoning, nor am I advocating such practices. I am assuming they are part of the "dance" and the mating game! I am only saying I am TERRIBLE at them!

I think I was lurking about in the hall at BOYS-
101, instead of studying Eye-Lash Fluttering 310-(the advance course), prerequesite flirting 101 and blushing 203...

So.....what else have I missed in GIRL SCHOOL???

demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
8/10/2005 9:46 pm

did we go to school together? we must have been hanging out cuz i missed those classes too. my mom actually made jokes in the past that she was going to buy me a "how to flirt" book. lol.

deliciousngood 64F
1666 posts
8/11/2005 3:46 am

haha...terribl;e isn't it?? BUT, I guess when it comes right down to it, we know what to do, huh? *smiling*

Thanks for reading my blog!!

rm_rymee234 36M

8/11/2005 11:04 pm

Well, if you ladies ever want to practice, you can practice on me! I'm not braggin but I have met several women who know how to execute those very techniques quite well and I'd be willing share with you my expertise, and also to give you some tips when the occasion arises. I may charge a small fee--usually a sweet kiss on the cheek--but since you seem to have missed the classes when they were first offered it's nothing compared to the value of such intricate knowledge.

bill_e_2 72M  
807 posts
8/12/2005 4:25 am

Having actually met you for coffee one day, I don't think you have missed a thing! You could be a teacher at the girl's school.I also get the opinion that you want to be an individual instead of doing what the crowd does..Hope to meet you for lunch one day and talk more.Keep on blogging, I love your blogs.

chiparoux 49M
30 posts
8/12/2005 5:11 pm

I know you well enough to have fallen a willing prey to some of the lessons you picked up despite your truancy from Girl School. And sure, while you might have honed your flirt-skills to a razor's edge in the classes you mention above, I'm certainly glad to find you missed these classes entirely:

MDD 503 Advanced Mastery of Moodiness
BIT 230 Backhanded Bitchiness
FFF 451 Frightening Flightiness & Fickleness
PRM 200 Endless Primping
CNV 400 Conversational Predominance
~~ (With required LAB 401 Advanced Practicum in Ending Thought-flow by Completing Other's Sentences)

I'm sure there's a whole bunch of other classes you happily missed. Hey ~ wanna go make out under the bleachers by the football stadium?

expatbrit49 62M

8/12/2005 5:35 pm

HYmm off topic somewhat but there was a girls school next to my high school (all Boys) man the fun we had there LOL

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

deliciousngood 64F
1666 posts
8/12/2005 6:37 pm


I excelled in these:

CoDep 101: an introduction to enabling
Sloth 331: advanced messiness
ProCra 401: Techniques in procrastination


I also crammed in some courses in:

LLS 101: Life Lessons-A journey
PAT 203: Patience is a Virtue...
PAT 204: Lab for PAT 203; this is required.
The main exercise is waiting for the instructor
NIC 300: to avoid being TOO NICE

deliciousngood 64F
1666 posts
8/12/2005 6:38 pm

ExPat...I am flattered you read my blog!

wumpybo 60M

8/16/2005 6:06 am

For the longest time, I was terrible at flirting. Like, I didn't know how. And, if I ever consciously attempted it, it felt unnatural. Like playing an unfamiliar role.

Worse yet, I used not to recognize it when women were flirting with me - even if it was outrageous. I've been told after-the-fact about some of these instances, and retrospectively can see many missed opportunities.

I'm a lot more comfortable in my own skin the last 10-15 years, and now I think I can flirt pretty well. Only, when I do it's not playing a false role. I like to look into a woman's eyes and smile, offer sincere compliments, ask questions, including some which can be personal enough that I don't necessarily expect a response. In being friendly and direct, I often say pretty much what springs to mind, without editing myself very much. I'm willing to go out on a limb and take my chances. Interesting how much security there is for me in making myself vulnerable.

Barbiebunny69 43F

8/28/2005 12:31 pm

701: Art of masterbation
702: Blowjobs: spit swallow or yuckee
703: How to make a pair of homemade daisy duke shorts
704: Visible lip liner-intro to porn star makeup

deliciousngood 64F
1666 posts
8/28/2005 1:50 pm

LOL...hey I think I TOOK thos classes Barbie...hehehe

701..passed and made assistant instructor....
702..Passed with an a+ and extra credit
703..I was raised in the south...
704..I have been praised for my lips

stillhvntfound 59M

8/30/2005 1:57 pm

I find the shyness of a woman erotic. When a glance is exchanged and she breaks it and looks down, my heart skips a beat everytime.
BTW, such a coincidence, I was your professor and I do remember your extra credit project. Outstanding work!!!! Do you need a refresher course???

beewulf9 38M

9/10/2005 5:15 am

From the reactions to what people have said Delicious, you are charming as you are.

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/17/2005 6:52 pm

Hey delicious! Didja pick up on "the walk"? I go for "the walk" in a big way. You know the one. With the butt cheeks shifting from side to side, that swing of the hips.... How do y'all do that? Yummy.

deliciousngood 64F
1666 posts
9/17/2005 8:04 pm

*grinning at keith* I passed that class with flying colors

rm_charm72 44M

9/28/2005 10:53 am

Flirting is enjoying someone and communicating that enjoyment. You know, just like dancing is moving rhythmically.

I'm remedial summer-school Flirting, and we only get credit for not changing tires, pumping gas, etc.

Though if the right person made a pretense of enjoying my attention as a means to an end, it would be a fun bit of dissembling.


rm_anacortes 74M
2850 posts
9/28/2005 2:13 pm

CoDep 101: an introduction to enabling
Sloth 331: advanced messiness
ProCra 401: Techniques in procrastination

For whatever it is worth.. I had some 12 step experience.. and I am NOT a qualified expert.. but these could be signs of depression..caused by brain imbalance..

Yes, I had to face my own depression.

Hope you find some Sacred Sex..

Namaste... Frederick

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