Assholes like this make "hookin up" impossible  

deepdish_68ed 35F
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4/23/2006 1:02 pm

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4/26/2006 3:45 pm

Assholes like this make "hookin up" impossible


So I put out an ad on craigslist looking for hot guys to smoke with

This is a reply i get:

"Christopher Wilson" willy72480

"Hello Erin,Do you remember me at all? We've written to each other before a couple of times, but it has always just fizzled out for some reason. But yet again, I was browsing through craigslist and I came across another post of yours, with an incredibly sexy picture of yourself, looking for someone to hang out with. Which begs the question, why haven't we gotten together??In case you forget, my name is Chris, I'm 25, and I live in Hoboken. We have definitely talked before, but you have always stopped responding to me. We last talked about a month ago, when you said you wanted to meet, but then I never heard from you again. But if you are still posting a month later, then why not take a chance with me? I promise I don't bite. Plus, like I said, i find you to be incredibly sexy.I attached a pic to refresh your memory. While I may not be the perfect man you are looking for, I do meet all of your requirements, more or less. So what the hell are you waiting for?You have to write me back tonight.Chris"

I guess this idiot just didn't get that I'm not into him and so I reply, sorry you're shorter and younger than me

Then this is what I get in reply:



"i'm as old as you are.and you're fat and stupid. so what? you think you're gonna find the man of your dreams with your attitude? ever hear of compromise?no man likes a bitch. Only really really hot women can get away with being a bitch. and that's only for a very short while. what you lack in physical beauty you could more than make up for with a charming personality. Unfortunately, you choose to be a stuck up bitch and fat and ugly on top of it.You're so stubborn that you expect the world to conform to your ideals...but you'll die a lonely death if you expect us to do that. do yourself a favor, get a job (smoking pot isn't a job; neither is doing a massage once a month), lose the attitude, go for a run every now and then, and put down the cookies. stop making pathetic excuses for yourself as to why you are always right and the rest of the world is always wrong.you just don't get it, do you."



Wow amazing he never gets laid... wait so I'm incredibally sexy... or fat and ugly? hmm guess that just depends on the erection of the itty bitty pee pee

willy72480 36M

4/25/2006 7:09 pm

good luck to you..haha


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