The Missing Dildo??  

daydreamer928 55F
60 posts
7/25/2005 12:50 am

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The Missing Dildo??


I did have this posted in my profile where it says tell us what turns you on,,,Well this did not...So, I still wanted to let others maybe get a good laugh..
I was umm, ok masterbating with a vibrating dildo and the doorbell rang.I stopped and got the door,left the bright orange toy on the bed.It was UPS with a box for my son.I signed and wanted to finish my business.I went back to my bed and the dildo was gone..
I was thinking to myself,Now I know I just left it right there on the bed.I looked in the drawer where I keep them just in case I put it up and forgot.Not there,not under the bed...Couldn't find it..
Then I had a thought,we had a dog that we could not get to stay anywhere,if she was on a chain, she would break it.
She was just a big old floppy dog that never grew up.She was really just a juvenile delinquent,always into some kind of trouble...
I had to find her and see if maybe she was involved in the missing bright orange dildo? I got to thinking We have a patio doggy door in my bedroom and she loves to run in and out of it all day...
I looked outside and what did I see? There she was in the back yard and she is tossing up in up the air,chewing on it like a bone.Her tail was wagging and she was having the best time...lol.
Most the time when she sees us coming for her she is gone,the fastest dog ever,I had never ever caught her before.The one time when I did grab her chain she dragged me on the ground forever, I refused to let her get away from me this time.She dragged me a long ways until I fell. I still held on!! She dragged me to the fence and the leash broke .You could look in the yard and see where my elbows and knees left prints from being dragged all that way..lol
I had to get my toy back fast and asap.She always jumps the fence and is gone.So,I took some leftover steak and dog bones,which she has looked at food before and just laughs at us and is gone..Could care less about the food.It was all I had to go on.
I get in the back yard and fed another dog of ours,the good dog,some of the steak and thank god "Ginger" fell for it and dropped my bright orange toy and ran up to me and I gave her the steak and ran for the dildo before she decided it tasted better than the steak!! (wink)
I still have the toy,it is my favorite but it does not vibrate anymore,and it has a bunch of teeth marks all over it!! Sad to say but sweet "Ginger" died in May...It is still my favorite toy and the best memories...
I can't imagine if she would have got away with it and was running down the street with it..OMG !! Everyone knew whos dog she was...

daydreamer928 55F

7/28/2005 4:12 am

Oh my!! That could be embarassing...Are the dildos against the law?
Or just having the shops?


rm_mark5205 63M

7/29/2005 6:25 am

hi daydreamer, thanks for the cam info i was up untill 3:00 am viewing 20 seconds at a time. this story is very funny because it didn't happen here. it's funny how we remember only certain stories of pets and people. we can't remember everything so we save those things that define them in our memories and hearts. have a great day. mark


rm_Roonster3 30M

7/30/2005 12:06 am

Haha, you loose Dildo's I loose remotes! i once found my tivo remote in a beer box that i put in recycling a week earlier... thank god i dont know when they pick up my recycling


rm_Roonster3 30M

7/30/2005 12:19 am

You have a cam? i also have a cam... but it is in my garage for when im working on my new dirt bike...


rm_Roonster3 30M

7/30/2005 1:05 am

WOW ANOTHER POST FROM ME!!!
hey if you post next time your gonna be webcamming it up, Ill make sure to put on a show


daydreamer928 55F

8/4/2005 6:31 pm

sorry no cam for me.....


daydreamer928 55F

8/4/2005 6:32 pm

your welcome Mark!!!! Yes,I just was so glad to get it back..I would have died if she would have ran down the street like she did...


Cancer6962 54M
265 posts
8/6/2005 3:36 am

daydreamer,
Hi hun .... hey are you still trying to chop off heads or paint over your face. Still waiting for the new photos.

Cancer6962

I eat'n


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