request for a raise:  

daybreak68 39F  
800 posts
8/21/2006 6:50 pm
request for a raise:


Body: I, the Penis,hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.

2. I work at great depths.

3. I plunge head first into everything I do.

4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

5. I work in a damp environment.

6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.

7. I work in high temperatures.

8. My work exposes me to diseases.


Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,the management denies YOUR request for the following reasons:


1. You do not work 8 hours straight.

2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS & fall asleep after EACH brief work period.

3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting
other locations.

5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
in order to start working.

6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective clothing.

8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.

9. You are unable to work double shifts.

10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the assigned task.

11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, The Pussy Management


PLUS:

5 reasons not to be a penis...

1. You're bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head.

3. Your neighbors are nuts.

4. The closet neighbor is an ass hole and...

5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.~


Dawn happyf;


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