hey girls!  

daybreak68 39F  
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5/28/2006 4:14 pm
hey girls!


**my roommate sent me this. it made me chuckle so I thought I'd share with all the girls here!!**

HERE COMES THE BEER TRUCK!
>
>
>WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
>
>1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
>
>2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
>WHILE >YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
>
>3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND
HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
>
>4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
>HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
>
>5.WE START CRYING AND! TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
>MUCH.
>
>6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
>PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
>
>7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
>
>8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
>
>9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US
JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
>
>10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
>
>11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
>
>12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT
WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
>

Dawn happyf;


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