funny fairy tale  

daybreak68 39F  
800 posts
3/11/2006 2:51 pm

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3/12/2006 11:05 am

funny fairy tale


This is the fairy tale that should have been read to all girls when they were little!

Once upon a time

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in a land far away,

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a beautiful, independent,

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self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat

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contemplating ecological issues

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on the shores of an unpolluted pond

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in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap

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and said: " Elegant Lady,

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I was once a handsome prince,

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until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however,

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and I will turn back

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into the dapper, young prince that I am

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and then, my sweet, we can marry

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and set up housekeeping in your castle

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with my mother,

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where you can prepare my meals,

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clean my clothes, bear my children,

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and forever feel

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grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sautéed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't freakin think so.

Dawn happyf;


rm_guyinokemos 68M
103 posts
3/11/2006 3:59 pm

OMG, didn't see that one coming. Really cute......

D


rm_55nholding 69M
6 posts
3/11/2006 4:09 pm

well daybreak if you were my princess I would take extra special care of you and you may never want..


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
3/11/2006 5:22 pm

That was cute...........


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