Two Wives.  

daybreak68 39F  
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5/27/2006 2:09 pm

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5/27/2006 4:27 pm

Two Wives.

Two women are walking home after a night out with the girls.
They are very drunk and as the walk home was taking longer than expected, they find themselves in desperate need of a restroom.
As they are passing a church with a graveyard, they decide to go and relieve themselves behind the headstones.
As they finish, they both realize they have nothing to wipe themselves with.
The first woman decides to use her underpants and throw them away after, which is what she does.
The second is wearing expensive underwear and doesn't want to lose them, but notices a grave behind her that is very recent and still has flowers all over it.
One of these is a very lavish bunch tied together with a thick, expensive ribbon. 'Just right for the job' she decides and reaches over, drags the flowers towards her and uses the ribbon.
Their task competed, they continue staggering home.
The next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the second. "We need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home with no underpants on last night!"
"You think you have problems" exclaims the second husband. "My wife came home with a card stuck up her butt that read: We'll never forget you - from all the guys at the fire station."

This one always makes me laugh!

Dawn happyf;

WayneMarie4girl 45M/38F

5/27/2006 3:49 pm

Too funny,, sounds like a true story

saddletrampsk 54F

5/27/2006 4:05 pm

Good one..

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