Idiots!  

daybreak68 39F  
800 posts
1/24/2006 6:35 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Idiots!


IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
> I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.
> This one was from Kingman, KS.
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> IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
> My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an
intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
>She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
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> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, this is fun. We should do this more often" Not a word was spoken. We all just
looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
>This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
>A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I
announced to the technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
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> *They walk among us ... AND REPRODUCE!!!

Dawn happyf;


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/24/2006 8:09 pm

LMAO. very good young lady.

My first time here at your blog I like your sence of humor and your writeings.

I will be back as often as I can.


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/24/2006 8:24 pm

Yep...lol.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
1/24/2006 8:41 pm

Yes, I'm a byproduct of two of them


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