DE LOREAN IN ACCIDENT  

davesex1957 59M
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2/17/2006 6:29 pm

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DE LOREAN IN ACCIDENT

Today 13/01/2005
A bastard fly swerved out of control and crashed into my DE LOREAN on the 105 just off. manchester.
I could not halt as I was doin 70 in the pool lane, the fly was unfortunaly absolutly obliterated i`m sorry to say, the damage to the DE LOREAN was quickly renovated after the wife rubbed the bastard of the fender with a wet wipe.
These flys should take more care when flying pissed up off discarded bud cans.
I returned to the UK untraumatised and vowed never to drive on the 105 next time i`m in LA.
A passing motorist who supplied photos of the accident(see attached photo) commented what is going thru the mind of a fly like that,
I said "ITS ARSE" at 140mph
LUV U ALL
Dave


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