Renenge is a dish Best Served...........Chunky!!!  

dasher125 36M
49 posts
2/20/2006 8:35 pm

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Renenge is a dish Best Served...........Chunky!!!

(This was originally posted on my other blog that is now lost somewhere. I managed to get into the search engine here and make copies of alot of my old posts from there that I enjoyed. So I have decided to write some new posts here and throw in an oldie but goodie from the last blog from time to time. So here is one of those

Havent been to a club in a few years now. Used to go with friends alot, but the scene gets old real quick. Especially the clubs in the burhg. I prefer club/bar or dive bars. You def meet some characters in a dive, if you are social enough to talk to really weird people. And I like weird people, they are the spice of life.
So here is a recap of the last time I was in the club:
Its about 4 hours into the evening. Since the prices are very expensive for drinks we pre-drank at Jacks in the southside. I was slamming Captn and cokes like they were going out of style! And did a few too many Irish car bombs. So, at the club, crammed up against the bar. I do a double shot of Southern comfort and immediately my stomach says,
"Oh you are an asshole!" And I hear him, so now Im on the clock. Get the sick stomach and the feeling like something's crawling up my throat. Uh oh, times running short! I look desperately around for an exit, bathroom, anything private!!! My only refuge is across the very crowded dance floor. So I begin my journey, moving quickly and doging and dipping. Half way there when I accidently bump a guys arm, and I do mean just bump. As Im moving past he shoves me from behind and I slam into a pole right next to him.
Just by instinct, I turn around. He is fucking huge!! I give him the international hand signal for "My bad dude." But thats not goood enough. He looks at his girlfriend. Oh shit, this guys out to prove something. He steps up in my face and bumps my chest. I just love that middle school manuver haha.
The vomit is now coming into the back of my mouth, I cant talk! He's up in my face. But more importantly, he just shoved me into a pole(that would be the Southern Comfort talking, that shit is EVI. He steps closer into my face and cracks his knuckles.
"You got something to say motherfucker?!!!" Pushing me again.
Oh yes I do, I smirk at him.
"What the fuck are you smiling at boy?!! You're about to die!"
I vomit all over his shoes and legs. He jumps back into the crowd knocking down a bunch of other guys and females. Massive comotion immediately breaks out. Nows my chance, I keep moving to the back outside exit on the river. I relieve the rest of my stomack over the railing. The only time that after vomiting, I was laughing my ass off. The way that guy flung across the floor, you would have thought I hit him with a wrecking ball! Hahahaha. Like I said, revenge is a dish best served chunky!


2/20/2006 9:37 pm

Good timing is the key to so many things.

Music, comedy, scoring with the babes, and of course appropriately puking on asshole tough guys.

Your performance as described above was exemplary for the latter item on that list.


rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
2/20/2006 10:47 pm


Seize the moment

Now thatsa what I'm talkin' about!

hahaha bet he'll never forget that one either

bardicman 50M

2/20/2006 10:54 pm


I am not dead yet

tillerbabe 56F

2/21/2006 1:02 am

I liked this one a lot! i'm so very glad you are back!!!

MillsShipsGayly 51M

2/21/2006 6:42 am

Dude, you need to aim for the eyes .. blind teh bastard while you're running out enhances your chances of escape ...

either that or sing Lynyrd Skynyrd ... Gimme Three Steps

goldinboy2 60M

2/21/2006 7:12 am

Welcome back Dude, and you know theres more than one way to knock a big ahole down. duck dodge puck and run LOL.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
2/21/2006 11:33 am

Thanks for coming and telling me you were back, doofus. Btw, I know what you have been doooooooooooooooing with Curious, and it aint playin chess. HA!

FreakishOne13 33F

2/21/2006 1:45 pm

thanx for telling me about your new blog... this is my new blog as well... tried to hide from someone but they found me within 12 hours *fondles back at ya baby

carebearluv2 42F

2/21/2006 7:47 pm

ROFLAMO...get 'em Dude!

ediesedgewick 57F

2/22/2006 4:02 am

Yeah--straight on projectile vomiting in his face would have been most excellent--but you did well. I wish--just once--I could vomit when I need to--glad you're back!

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
2/22/2006 6:26 pm

Revenge is so sweet.

welcome back!

Purry {=}


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