Why Is It........  

dasher121 36M
3656 posts
5/31/2006 6:28 am

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Why Is It........

Why is it.......that just about every other movie to come out in the last 7 years is "based on actual events"?

Why is it.......that I am one out of 5 people who DOES NOT LIKE Jimmy Buffet???

Why is it.....that I am also 1 out of 5 who DOESNT think Jerry Seinfeld is funny ????

Why is it....that 80% of stoners insist on listening to Pink Floyd while getting high??(dont get me wrong! I love the Floyd, but come the fuck on!! Can we listen to something else JUST ONCE while smoking a jammer??)

Why is it.....that women find actor Skeet Ulrich sexy???(I mean for real ladies! This dude could win runner up in "The most fucked up grill contest"- have you not noticed his teeth? they are going in every direction but straight)

Why is it......that the Life Time channel, which is for women, ONLY shows original movies about women having affairs yet bashes men for being pigs, liars, and cheats?

Why is it......that at the end of EVERY damn month, right before my subscription to FFA runs out, my "auto-renew" mysteriously goes from OFF to ON??

Why is it......that our country votes more on the next American Idol than our next US President?(I heard this on a movie trailer)

and finally,

Why is it....that its called "taking a shit"? Shouldnt it be "leaving a shit"??? Where the holy hell are you "taking" it to???(thats from an old old episode of Beavis and Butt-head, but so fucking true!!)


concupiscentKid 40M

5/31/2006 10:14 am

I don't get Seinfeld either. He is not funny.
The editing on that show is too weird. I hate that 4 bar bass riff that is played everytime the show cuts from scene to scene. I'm pretty indifferent to Jimmy Buffet, but I do like his harmonica player, Greg 'Fingers' Taylor, who tours on his own with a great blues act.


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 8:32 am:
yeah, I just dont get his humour. I did enjoy the show though, just not him.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
5/31/2006 11:37 am

Why is it that I am going to have to take you down for that Seinfeld remark?

Why is it that you cannot see the genius in Newman eating "that foul weed" broccoli in Kenny Rogers Roasters while Jerry turns into Kramer from the unrelenting red neon glow from said resturants sign?

Why is it that every post you write involes getting stoned in some way shape or form?

Why is it you think you can shake my Kingdom with your red-ragged bitches when obviously the left side is the right side to hang it?

I will from here foward be referred to as yer Majesty, thankyouverymuch.


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 8:33 am:
I said I dont find Jerry funny, doesnt mean I didnt like the show Silly billy hahahaha.

Why is it that I write about getting stoned in just about every post?

Because Im lame like that and my blog sucks hahahahaha.

digdug41 49M

5/31/2006 12:55 pm

I dont think seinfeld is funny either but shhhhit YOU ARE!

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 8:34 am:
Hell yeah! eat your heart out Jerry muahahahahaha.

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
5/31/2006 3:11 pm

i don't watch movis or tv lol so naot a major problem for me


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 8:35 am:
and in that aspect, you are very fortunate....miss naughty nun!

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
5/31/2006 3:32 pm

1. Because based on a true story gets them into the theaters faster than, "not the true story, but an incredibly sensationalized version!"

2. I've never been a parrothead myself and I make fun of them.

3. I've never thought Jerry Seinfeld was funny either. I don't know many people who do.

4. I never listened to Pink Floyd when I was getting stoned back in the day. Want to listen to a really good stoner album? Patti Smith's Radio Ethiopia.

5. Who?

6. I don't watch Lifetime, unless I happen to pass and a rerun of "Golden Girls" is on. But when I realize I'm watching Lifetime, I feel so unclean.

7. Gremlins

8. That was a straight out lie, from what I hear. More people voted for the November 2004 elections than voted on American Idol. American Idol got slightly more votes called in than Bush got in the general election. However, you can only vote once in the general election. You can vote until your parents make you stop with American Idol.

9. You're taking it to the sewers and septic tanks of the world.


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 8:36 am:
Very good points made and thanks for answering my questions hahaha.

although the last election DID have a HUGE turn out, that was the first time in many. People all went out and voted because of the battle with Republican and Democrat. So on that, I truely agree. However, on the average, more people do vote on American Idol than in elections.

MWWwantsmore 51F

5/31/2006 3:42 pm

LOL you are too funny


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 8:36 am:
I try!

jadedbabe78 105F

5/31/2006 4:20 pm

Ok, Jerry Seinfeld by himself, he isn't that funny. The show though...it was. It was the kind of off based humor and the premises and all the surrounding characters besides him that made it funny, damnit! lol

Skeet Ulrich?? No thanks.

I don't watch Lifetime, so I couldn't tell ya.

Because American Idol is a phenomenon where as the election, people don't want to be responsible for voting in the next dickweed .


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 8:37 am:
hahaha the next dickweed! how true that is!

real36CgirlPA 37F

5/31/2006 4:38 pm

Maybe the 'taking a shit' phrase originated as 'taking a shit break'?

Some of those Lifetime movies are damn funny if you have a few drinks beforehand....


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 8:37 am:
you know, I never thought about that hahahaha. and yes, although i avoid Lifetime like the plague, it is pretty damn humorous at times lol.

carebearluv2 41F

5/31/2006 6:16 pm

I am one out of the other 5 that does not care for Jimmy Buffett.

I am one out of the other 5 that wouldn't go see Seinfeld live.

I've never gotten stoned but I will say I do not like Floyd.

I don't think Skeet is sexy. My opinion of sexy is reserved for Josh Lucas, Paul Walker and Eminem.

I do love Lifetime but you forgot the movies about the pregnant teens, slutty stepmothers and obsessive ex husbands. Ah the drama of life? You gotta love it.

American Idol lets you vote as many times as you want. No one wants to vote for Bush, let alone vote for him more than once.


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 8:40 am:
all right, you and I stand alone!!! hahaha, and yes, I read your blog so I def know about your love for Paul walker hahahaha.

Go get him girl!

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
5/31/2006 7:08 pm

Seinfeld is one of the funniest men that has ever lived.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?????????

I think I am going to go to MySpace...


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 8:40 am:
actually, as for blogging, myspace sucks ass!!!

And yes, see everyone here does not find him funny.

the revolution begins!

meerkittykat 42F

5/31/2006 7:34 pm

Skeet's trash...not hot at all.
The thing about American Idol votes over the 2004 race is true.
Lifetime TV is for whiners.

Never liked Seinfeld. But I hear there's a whole group dedicated to it on MySpace **runs from Saint**


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 8:42 am:
yeah, i dont understand the Skeet thing. And when the movies with him came out he was on all kinds of "hot guys" things on tv. Just dont understand it.

TheLilFondler 33F
2576 posts
5/31/2006 7:50 pm

LMAO i hate Sinfeild and Jimmy Buffet too LMAO *massive fondles n licks for ya

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 8:43 am:
hahaha thanks love the massive fondles

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
5/31/2006 7:52 pm

Seinfeld - mindmeld
Spare me another 'trip' with floyd, gimme Amadeus instead!
WTF is a skeet ulrich?
Congress would never allow a phone in vote! LMMFAO
Lifetime - see mindmeld
Who the shit cares?
LET'S talk about the pic for this Post!!!!


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 8:43 am:
hahaha the picture reads,

"respect the mullet bitch!" too fucking funny hahaha.

rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
5/31/2006 8:25 pm

Seinfeld took neurotic to a whole new level as does Friends (it sucks)


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 8:45 am:
see, i dislike friends ALOT, and Jerry is so not funny. but i do get occasional laughs from the show....i just rarely watch it cause i dont care.

caressmewell 53F

6/1/2006 2:48 am

I agree...let's listen to something other than Pink Floyd


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 4:34 pm:
THANK YOU!!!! glad someone feels me on that as well!

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
6/1/2006 3:01 am

At the risk of getting my ass kicked by [blog saintlianna], I never found Seinfeld to be funny at all. To top it off, he was incredibly rude and arrogant when he was here at the hotel.
Ok, running and hiding from Saint now.


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 4:34 pm:
yes i remember your story about him at the hotel. ANd that just backed up even more of why I dont like him!

rm_mzbitch2u 47F
63 posts
6/1/2006 5:46 am

and here are a few others that ive wondered about:

where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

what happens when you say "hi" to your friend on an airplane who's name is "jack"?

why arent safety pins as safe as they say they are?

why do they call it your "bottom" when its really in the middle of your body?

why is it called a "drive thru" if u have to stop?

if when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow," when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"

LOL


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 4:36 pm:
hahahaa I dont know the answers to those but dammit someone should fill us all in!!!!

hahaha, thanks for dee laugh!

StillSmokin2oo6 44M/43F

6/1/2006 8:38 am

Pink Floyd is cool but I can't stand to listen to the shit when I'm burnin,,,I save that for those trippin daze

Beavis and Butt-head kicked ass...


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 4:37 pm:
Oh yeah, Floyd with halucinegenics is the shiznit! As for Band B, hell yeah I miss that show.

did you know that Time Life actually remastered and put all the episodes out on DVD? Time Life!!! hahahaha, that had me cracking up. out of all the companies.....

Sweetpickles69 47F

6/1/2006 8:59 am

LMAO again!

Senifeld Sucks!
I like to listen to the Dead when I crank on a Marley!
I voted for president, but not on Idol(Didn't vote for the Liar we have in office now, so feel like I can bitch!)!

Peace Out,
Pickles


Peace,
Pickles


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 4:39 pm:
oh i hear you, i dont vote on idols, and i didnt vote for THIS current jack ass.......I voted for the OTHER jackass lol.

Phuc_Buddy 46M

6/1/2006 8:59 am

Fucking hilarious Dash. So who are the other 3 people who don't like Buffet or Seinfeld?


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 4:40 pm:
actually, i think the other two are in here somewhere.

concupiscentKid 40M

6/1/2006 9:39 am

I remember listening to a radio interview of a Hollywood Hooker who said that Seinfeld was the worst lay she ever had.


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 4:40 pm:
you know, this comment had me cracking up too. but because Ive always looked at him and thought,

"i bet that dudes the lamest fuck in the world!"

pet_humility 48F

6/1/2006 10:39 am

In my pot days it was always AC/DC~'Ride On' that we would be listening to..


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 4:41 pm:
ok, i hear you on that. not a bad choice at all.

MOfunNOWWOW 55F

6/1/2006 1:23 pm

why do they call it your "bottom" when its really in the middle of your body?
First you have freaked me out about humpty but the legs are apendages to the body so that is the only one I know but the others

Dasher....Skeet who????


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 4:41 pm:
Skeet is the killer boyfriend in the first scream movie and if youve ever seen As Good As It Gets, he's the "male model" who lets the other dudes into the artists house to rob him.

goldinboy2 59M

6/1/2006 2:21 pm

Dooooh
Now where was I. Damit "I'll be back"!!!!


dasher121 replies on 6/1/2006 4:42 pm:
hahahahaha, take your time dude.

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
6/1/2006 3:15 pm

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    Seinfeld is one of the funniest men that has ever lived.

    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?????????

    I think I am going to go to MySpace...
You're going to hate My Space. Pink twinkly lettering, on a black background with twinkling stars, while John Tesh plays in the background... You go insane and blind at the same time.

Lianna honey, Jerry Seinfeld isn't funny. He's a whiny bitch who got lucky. It's your meds talking. They're making you think he's funny. Once we get them adjusted, you will see. Don't worry. We can help you to become one of us.


dasher121 36M

6/1/2006 4:44 pm

    Quoting MissAnnThrope:
    You're going to hate My Space. Pink twinkly lettering, on a black background with twinkling stars, while John Tesh plays in the background... You go insane and blind at the same time.

    Lianna honey, Jerry Seinfeld isn't funny. He's a whiny bitch who got lucky. It's your meds talking. They're making you think he's funny. Once we get them adjusted, you will see. Don't worry. We can help you to become one of us.
Miss Ann....I bow down to the master!!!!!

Hahahaha, that comment is one of the best I HAVE EVER GOTTEN hahahaha. That is so fuckig true its hilarious!!!! THe myspace thing I mean. As for SAint, she is very outnumbered here. And yes, Seinfeld is so fucking lame.


EroticaXTC 49F

6/1/2006 5:47 pm

Why is it.......that just about every other movie to come out in the last 7 years is "based on actual events"?because we get off on bad shit that really happens to someone else!

Why is it.......that I am one out of 5 people who DOES NOT LIKE Jimmy Buffet??? OK, so I'm number 4...

Why is it.....that I am also 1 out of 5 who DOESNT think Jerry Seinfeld is funny ???? I don't think Jerry is funny either...I think he's too whiny...I hate the sound of whiny people...

Why is it....that 80% of stoners insist on listening to Pink Floyd while getting high??(dont get me wrong! I love the Floyd, but come the fuck on!! Can we listen to something else JUST ONCE while smoking a jammer??) Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, I was sitting in the back seat of a car, totally fried, and Led Zep's "Whole Lotta Love" was cranked up...the bass and treble were coming in and out of the different speakers on either side of my head...and that so completely fuct with my mind...like my brain was zooming in and out....heheheh....now, what were you saying?

Why is it.....that women find actor Skeet Ulrich sexy???(I mean for real ladies! This dude could win runner up in "The most fucked up grill contest"- have you not noticed his teeth? they are going in every direction but straight) I can't speak for other women...but I can't seem to get past his sexy eyes...you say he cooks on the grill too?

Why is it......that the Life Time channel, which is for women, ONLY shows original movies about women having affairs yet bashes men for being pigs, liars, and cheats? In defense of Lifetime, it doesn't show only movies about women having affairs...The movies are all different and depict just about every experience a woman can have...and men as well. For further info, refer to my answer to question number 1

Why is it......that at the end of EVERY damn month, right before my subscription to FFA runs out, my "auto-renew" mysteriously goes from OFF to ON?? That's weird, because a few days before mine runs out, it won't let me look at certain things...making me hit the renew button sooner

Why is it......that our country votes more on the next American Idol than our next US President?(I heard this on a movie trailer)]because they haven't figured out yet that we want a president who can cut a gold record

and finally,

Why is it....that its called "taking a shit"? Shouldnt it be "leaving a shit"??? Where the holy hell are you "taking" it to???(thats from an old old episode of Beavis and Butt-head, but so fucking true!!) I think that..uh..in some circumstances,... one,er, might have to "take it to the limit"? What the hell do I know? I just blog here!


dasher121 replies on 6/5/2006 9:12 am:
ah, well thanks for answering the questions that have been burning in my mind hahaha. Some def good answers there.

Well its a good thing you cant get past Skeets eyes I suppose hahahahah.

Looking4sex44240 54F

6/1/2006 8:52 pm

I don't like Jimmy Buffet or Jerry Seinfeld and I don't know who Skeet Ulrich is.


dasher121 replies on 6/5/2006 9:13 am:
Skeet is the Evil boyfriend in the first Scream movie and the gay "model" that ends up helping rob Greg Kinear in As Good As it Gets.

clitalicious67 49F

6/5/2006 8:57 am

Ok...I like a few Buffet songs but not enough to buy a CD...and as for Seinfeld...he leaves me cold...I always get cracked on because he doesn't make me laugh...hell a show about nothing...I could do that...it is the story of my life and I am not getting fucking paid for it...

Just sayin....

C~


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
6/7/2006 11:33 am

You ARE my long lost brother! I always knew it!!

By the way, if you listen to "Night On Disco Mountain" from the SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER soundtrack WHILE looking at a lava lamp with some good smoke ... Well I can guarantee some "righteous" times!

*schnoogens*


Safira {=}

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
6/7/2006 11:41 am

MissAnnThrope states, "Lianna honey, Jerry Seinfeld isn't funny. He's a whiny bitch who got lucky. It's your meds talking. They're making you think he's funny. Once we get them adjusted, you will see. Don't worry. We can help you to become one of us."

She shall become one of us ... Oh yes, she shall.

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


notfunnybaby 32M

6/13/2006 5:48 am

    Quoting TheLilFondler:
    LMAO i hate Sinfeild and Jimmy Buffet too LMAO *massive fondles n licks for ya
Would you like some sweeties little girl
Come a little closer
I'm gonna show you a brand new world tonight

I've got a palace full of fantasy
Ready made just for you and me
Once you're there I'm gonna take you for a ride

I got a one way ticket
To take you to the other side
I got a one way ticket so come on darling don't be shy

They call me Mr. Tinker Train
That's how I got to get my name
They call me Mr. Tinker Train
So come along and play my game
You'll never be the same

Close the curtains and turn out the light
Beneath my wing it's gonna be alright
A little secret just for you and me

I've got the kind of toys you've never seen
Manmade and a bit obscene
Little angel come and sit up on my knee

" Can you say Mr Tinker Train? Haw, Haw, Haw "!!!

No use crying 'cause you can't go back
Now you're here to stay
You can't run, you can't hide
You can't tell me what I feel inside


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