What a Glorious Day!  

dasher121 36M
3656 posts
3/13/2006 10:56 am

Last Read:
3/16/2006 8:50 am

What a Glorious Day!

Sitting here in my cubical,

I see the world a spinning outside so soft and so beautiful.

It looks fun, it looks peaceful,

and in it I could be quite useful.

(I have to pee)

People with their days off on Monday frolic outside my window,

(Shit! I really have to pee)

"assbags" I think to myself, screw you and your fun show! As the day nears my time to leave,

(having......trouble..keeping focus!)

I see that the weather is changing and begin to grieve.

(holy cripes! My freaking eyes are watering!)

The wind is no longer slow and soothing,

(must.......finish.......post!)

but rather fast and harsh. Bending trees to and fro and banging them off the roofing.

(Oh my good lord, mary and joseph, and all the damn saints!!!!!! Im going to fucking explode!)

So on my way out the door,

(head swimming....losing.....conciousness)

its about time for this dude to go.

Hope that you have a glorious day

(cant.......hold........on.......)

I HAVE TO PEE SO GET OUT OF THE DAMN WAY!!!!!!!!!


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
3/13/2006 11:06 am

You have a glorious day too! Hope you felt better after knocking me down on your way to the bathroom!!! LOL


jadedbabe78 105F

3/13/2006 12:07 pm

LOL...I'm one of those people frolicking out and about ...

Of course, I can't wait until I move and have a job again....because sitting on my ass sucks.

Have a glorious rest of the day!


Allsleeky 35F

3/13/2006 12:57 pm

Hang on, let me finish reading the post...don't pee on me...okay... go pee

Have good day dasher


jussweetlilolme 43F

3/13/2006 12:58 pm

*jumps out of the way*

Hope it felt good

The weather is in fact braving the cold front that seemed to be perpetutally lingering...Thank heavens for the break, at this point a bit of mild weather is welcome as opposed to more cold fridig nights...

As for those who taunt you as you work so diligently, well fuck 'em. One day it will be you walking by their window, and when you do, put two fingers in your mouth, spread lips open, stick out tongue & tell what you think of the last ____ (fill it in) they have been taunting you.

So there....

~Sweets


tillerbabe 55F

3/13/2006 1:29 pm

Make sure and wash your hands when you're done!!!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
3/13/2006 2:32 pm

Oh, you prayed for me and here I am!!! Next time, could it be a real emergency, please?

Axl Spicoli........I love it!!!!!


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/13/2006 4:44 pm

LMAO. when you gota go you gota go. Hope you made it on time.


curious082385 31F
4925 posts
3/13/2006 4:50 pm

"People with their days off on Monday frolic outside my window"

People who have Mondays off?? Hey, that's ME!!!!
Enjoy your day at work!
Guess what?? I have tomorrow off too.

Shhhh....I am temporarily and conveniently forgetting the fact that I have to work weekends and you don't...don't remind me...


goldinboy2 59M

3/13/2006 4:53 pm

    Quoting tillerbabe:
    Make sure and wash your hands when you're done!!!
Oh I have a funny story about washing your hands when your done I post it later this week


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
3/13/2006 7:09 pm

I'm so glad I work outside where peeing is not an issue


rm_mzbitch2u 47F
63 posts
3/13/2006 9:31 pm

damn, that must suck having to be in that cubical alllllll day long, bored out of your mind!!! i wont rub it in or anything, but do u know how much funnnn it is to roll out of bed, drag your ass to the computer and whallah! be at work?! its friggen GREAT!! no worries about what u look like or what youre wearing, or waiting for the stench to roll out of the bathroom before u can enter bcuz your coworker had chili for lunch (someone could piss their pants having to wait)!!! LOL i hope u made it! have a great day! its almost friday!!!


Babel__Fish 45F

3/14/2006 5:59 am

LOL!!! That is too funny Dude

Babel


dasher121 36M

3/14/2006 1:04 pm

angelof-

very very sorry for that lol. but when a dudes gotta go........

jade-

no worries, you will be busy soon enough. just let everything fall into place

sleeky-

finished it? oh good, so now I can go right? hahahahaha thank the lord!!!

Sweets-

yeah thats right!!! they better watch out, cause ill be out that window someday muahahahaha.

tiller-

oh shit! I knew I forgot to do something!


dasher121 36M

3/14/2006 1:06 pm

SisterSaint-

Axl Spicoli? hahaha I like that one and so sorry, I promise to make it a full fledged emergency next time.

oldman-

I did, and so very glad too (I was wearing khakies lol).

curious-

yeah yeah, rub it in hahaha. and thats right, I do have the weekends off so neh!

goldin-

very cool fellow dude, anxious to read that. Should be interesting coming from Indiana Bones!


dasher121 36M

3/14/2006 1:18 pm

Art-

Envious of you, so very vry envious lol. I love to pee outside, gotta mark my damn territory!

MZ-

yet another person I am envious of. I would love to work at home, that would be awesome. And Id def work naked just so I can say that I do so hahahahaha.

Mzhoney-

Draining away captn

Daniel-

THANK YOU DUDE!!! They just wouldnt let the damn thing go! hahahaha

Miss Babel-

As always, a pleasure and glad that you enjoyed.


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