The Silver Fox  

dasher121 36M
3656 posts
4/11/2006 10:33 am

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4/14/2006 5:43 am

The Silver Fox

The above pictured is a vehicle that just drove 13 plus miles with his right hand turn signal on. In a straight line, just blinking away, unnoticed, unchecked, blinkity blink blink blink!

How do I know this??? Because this photo was taken by ME stuck behind the Silver Fox for the last 13 PLUS MILES!!!!!!!!

I'm here to warn you folks, beware of the Silver Fox, he is EVERYWHERE!!!

The Silver Fox brings screaming young children to the movie theater to see a serious movie that you've been dying all year to see.

The Silver Fox has a nap sack full of coupons that MUST BE SCANNED and with EXACT change while you slowly decay in the grocery line behind him.

The Silver Fox comes into a restaurant 5 min before the kitchen closes with a whole high school football boosters and team(I used to be a cook and this happened a lot during football season. Your just about to finish all your cleaning, no one's been through the door in an hour and WHAM! These assholes come in!).

The Silver Fox will drive 10miles under the speed limit in heavy traffic with his right turn signal going.........for 13 plus miles!!

So beware is all I'm saying my Freaky Darlings.......be very ware!

Have a great day,

Schnoogens,

TheDudester.


RedheadedMedStd 34F

4/11/2006 12:22 pm

I love it! And it's sooooo true!


dasher121 replies on 4/12/2006 6:12 am:
Glad you enjoyed!!

MWWwantsmore 51F

4/11/2006 1:18 pm

Dont ya hate them damn Silver Foxes in life! I ALWAYS seem to get behind them


dasher121 replies on 4/12/2006 6:12 am:
yeah me too, but at least you have to power to flash them

micahbiguns 50M

4/11/2006 1:34 pm

You nailed that one dude


dasher121 replies on 4/12/2006 6:12 am:
BANG! hahaha

rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
4/11/2006 2:49 pm

I was once the Silver Fox. Driving a friends brand new Hyundai Pony in 1986. The turn signal locked one way for 135 Kilometres. I was starting to become impatient with every person who though I didn't know....


dasher121 replies on 4/12/2006 6:14 am:
ok, i can feel you there. that would have irritated me to no end too. my current car I got into a fender bender and my front hood looks like i forgot to shut it. But believe me its not going anywhere!!

Im getting really irritated with people running up to my car in fucking traffic yelling,
"your hoods open your hoods open!!!"

Makes me drop one too many joints!

libgemOH 56M/52F

4/11/2006 4:17 pm

The silver fox is a bad person, a very bad person!! -B


dasher121 replies on 4/12/2006 6:14 am:
oh yes, yes he is.

rm_mzbitch2u 47F
63 posts
4/11/2006 4:36 pm

just for a day i wanna turn into a silver fox, just to piss everyone else off and see what it feels like!! LOL it could be fun


dasher121 replies on 4/12/2006 6:14 am:
well miss MZ, one day will we be silver foxes muahahaha. glad to see you back around, missed your presence

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
4/11/2006 5:28 pm

Oh, just have another hit, stoned you don't drive over 30 anyway!



Oddster


dasher121 replies on 4/12/2006 6:15 am:
true, but not with my turn signal on all dee way!! haha, plus dont want to draw attention to myself now do i haha.

Allsleeky 35F

4/11/2006 5:30 pm

I'll do my best to stay away from "The Silver Fox"


dasher121 replies on 4/12/2006 6:16 am:
eh, you cant escape him sleeky no matter how hard you try.

StillSmokin2oo6 44M/43F

4/11/2006 6:42 pm

Fuck,,is that what they're called????
And to think, all this time we been callin them assholes!!!


dasher121 replies on 4/12/2006 6:16 am:
one of his other many alias's

jadedbabe78 105F

4/11/2006 8:31 pm

Oh sure...tell this story 2 days before I am going to be driving for 14 hrs .

lol...I hate Silver Foxes.


dasher121 replies on 4/12/2006 6:17 am:
oh boy! have fun hahaha. you will prob come across many of his kind. much luck to you.

tillerbabe 55F

4/12/2006 1:26 am

The Silver Fox doesn't move to the right when the Fire Engine is running Code Red behind him! LOL! Excellent!


dasher121 replies on 4/12/2006 6:17 am:
yes, the silver fox also lacks depth perception and the ability to THINK!!!!!

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
4/12/2006 4:44 am

Oooo....I got stuck behind him on my way in yesterday. 55mph speed limit, but he never went above 30 for the whole 15 miles out to the freeway.


dasher121 replies on 4/12/2006 6:18 am:
isnt it just the best thing ever???!!!

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
4/12/2006 9:17 pm

luving your style. . .lol! this was good. .. and if you ever see a sexy silver fox with lots of coupons in front of you at the grocer. . .winkz well, you'll know, i like my savings. . .


dasher121 replies on 4/13/2006 9:11 am:
thanks!! your style is pretty damn.........well you know

rm_texasgal1978 45F
225 posts
4/13/2006 4:17 pm

lol... I think there might be a support group for him


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