Sneaky Sneaky  

dasher121 36M
3656 posts
10/19/2005 9:51 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Sneaky Sneaky

Woke up in bed this morning and noticed that the light peeking through my blinds was brighter than usual. Checked my clock, my alarm didnt go off. Im now 1 hr late for work.
Jump out of bed, turn on the last 10min of Stern and get ready while listening. Take a ghetto shower(basically taking a quick bath in the sink while half dressed, Ive mastered this art form!), and Im out the door. Trying to suck down my coffee and a quick smoke on the way, the whole while plotting how to get into work with no one noticing me. I work in the back of a very busy office space so I can get away with no one seeing me for long periods of time.
Sneak through the front door and around the corner, cut through the waiting room. Only two old men waiting reading magazines. Make it to the back storage room and put down my coffee.
My boss walks in, oh shit!
"Hey, there you are. Been hiding here all morning have you? Ah, cleaning up storage I see, looks good. Need you to move some stuff for me."
"Thanks, Ill be right there."
My stealth skills save my ass yet again. I really need to get a new clock lol.

littleangel518 36F

10/19/2005 10:57 am

OMG this was just what I needed this afternoon! I decided to look at who was popular amoung blogs (something new for me) and to which I came across yours. I'm glad I did. You don't know HOW many times that has happened to me, except I don't usually get lucky with the boss part!

dasher121 36M

10/20/2005 9:22 am

Yes its a crappy situation to be in. Glad you like the blog, thanks for visiting. Always welcome

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/20/2005 11:37 am

Axl, you are a regular stealth bomber. BOOM.

femme872 29F

10/20/2005 5:52 pm


dasher121 36M

10/21/2005 8:29 am

Well, I do try ladies hahaha

wantsomebado1 45F
13 posts
10/21/2005 7:15 pm

shit....they know if I'm missing long enough to pee!! keep up the good work!!

tillerbabe 55F

10/24/2005 3:26 pm

I've "done" this before....good work!

dasher121 36M

10/31/2005 10:09 am

it doesnt always work, but when it does.....its f-ing sweet!

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