Questions from the Beyond!  

dasher121 36M
3656 posts
4/10/2006 8:02 am

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4/13/2006 4:38 am

Questions from the Beyond!

Hola Freaky Darlings. Hope that you all had a safe and productive weekend. Or, an unsafe wild ass put your keester on the line kind of few days lol. Mine was pretty laid back. My alter ego "El Bandeeto!!!!!" wanted to ask you all a few questions, he feels so unloved lol.

I have no say in these things, just letting the weird dude roll on with it. So here you are, your strange questions to answer, if you dare muahahahahahaha!!!

Questions from the Beyond!

1. Spankings or no spankings?

2. Its ancient days, very ancient. You are the ruler of a vast and large empire. How would your rule be remembered as?

3. Please tell me why flavored condoms suck so much??!"

4. If you could be any sea creature what and why?

5. Would you let TheDasherDude watch your kids? I know I wouldn't lol.

6. At this moment, right now as you are reading and typing, what are you wearing

7. You and TheDude get to hang out for an evening, what are you two going to be up to?

8. What clothing could you be found in on a regular basis?


curious082385 31F
4925 posts
4/10/2006 8:40 am

1. Spankings or no spankings?
Depends on who is doing the spanking

2. Its ancient days, very ancient. You are the ruler of a vast and large empire. How would your rule be remembered as?
Time of change

3. Please tell me why flavored condoms suck so much??!"
I have no clue...I hate them though

4. If you could be any sea creature what and why?
Dolphin or a seal...because they always look like they are having fun and...come on, who wouldn't want to be able to pull off tricks like that? lol

5. Would you let TheDasherDude watch your kids? I know I wouldn't lol.
Let me get back to you on that one when I have some for you to watch. Any kid of mine is probably going to be certifiably insane and you'll most likely run screaming in the opposite direction at the thought of being stuck in a room with them.

6. At this moment, right now as you are reading and typing, what are you wearing
Ummm....how detailed of an answer do you really want?

7. You and TheDude get to hang out for an evening, what are you two going to be up to?
Getting you drunk so I can wake you up by banging pots and pans around and laughing at you.

8. What clothing could you be found in on a regular basis?
At home, lounge pants and a tank top. Daily...usually just a jeans and t-shirt kinda girl. Oh, and the hooker boots. lol


TheLilFondler 33F  
2576 posts
4/10/2006 8:55 am

1. Spankings or no spankings?
Depends on my mood.... sometimes i love it sometimes it just annoys me

2. Its ancient days, very ancient. You are the ruler of a vast and large empire. How would your rule be remembered as?
hopfully as a great and wise ruler

3. Please tell me why flavored condoms suck so much??!"
dont know, rarely use em

4. If you could be any sea creature what and why?
i really dont know

5. Would you let TheDasherDude watch your kids?
LOL i dontknow that he could handle the spawn of satan that i have LMAO he might get tied up and left in a closet

6. At this moment, right now as you are reading and typing, what are you wearing?
a robe and a smile

7. You and TheDude get to hang out for an evening, what are you two going to be up to?
a nice local bar.... gotta love em... so i can show off my shitty pool skills LMAO

8. What clothing could you be found in on a regular basis?
oversized t-shirts and blue jeans when just doing normal stuff... when i go out i tend to wear leather or vinyl and little tank tops

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....


micahbiguns 51M

4/10/2006 9:04 am

1. Spankings or no spankings?

From you then no


2. Its ancient days, very ancient. You are the ruler of a vast and large empire. How would your rule be remembered as?

As a tyrant and whore monger lol

3. Please tell me why flavored condoms suck so much??!"

Don't know but have been told they taste like chemicals


4. If you could be any sea creature what and why?

Dolphin then all the chicks would want to pet me. Also imagine what you could do with that snout. lol

5. Would you let TheDasherDude watch your kids? I know I wouldn't lol.

Mine are grown so watch probably not go partying maybe


6. At this moment, right now as you are reading and typing, what are you wearing

Aint gonna tell ya that


7. You and TheDude get to hang out for an evening, what are you two going to be up to?

Find a place to drive the goat top down really fast

8. What clothing could you be found in on a regular basis?

Blue Jeans and a polo shirt


rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
4/10/2006 9:48 am

1. Maybe depending on the person
2. Peaceable
3. Never tried them, believe it or not
4. A dolphin...they are cool...very intelligent...maybe moreso than us...they all seem to get along
5. Like the pot watching the kettles
6. Jeans
7. Let's find a cool place with a jukebox and a few pool tables
8. jeans...black, white, blue and tie-dyed


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
4/10/2006 9:59 am

1. Spankings for consenting adults
2. My rule would be noted for a large harem and sexual freedom for all my loyal subjects.
3. I imagine flavoured condoms taste artificial like fluoride flavours do
4. I would like to be sponge Bob and torment Mr. Nuttz
5. Dude: I'd let you watch my kid only under strict supervision
6. I am wearing a tutu and crotchless tights
7. If we were hanging out, we'd start off with some good BC Bud and a few beers. Some pool followed by a night of revels amongst the many beauties of yer town...
8. I don't have a regular repertoire other than the t-shirts I'm wearing in order to wear them out


rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
4/10/2006 10:18 am

1. Oh spank - Please!
2. Remembered as having the prostitute capital of the world.
3. The mint ones are not That bad!
4. If you could be any sea creature what and why? Dolphin - the only other mammal that fucks for Fun!
5. No kids - how are you with cats and birds?
6. Camisole and scrub pants
7. Hmmm... So much. Burlesque at One-Eye Jacks, Jazz at Preservation Hall, Hurricanes at Pat O's, beads from balconies, stroll along the river, riverboat cruise, Audubon Zoo, Saints Football (nah), dayum that's more than one evenings worth!
8. What clothing could you be found in on a regular basis? My work clothes - scrubs - it's like wearing pajamas, at home - wife-beater and panties, out in the 3rd world - jeans, t-shirt, bandana. I haven't had a reason to get dressed up lately!



Oddone


libgemOH 56M/52F

4/10/2006 10:41 am

1. Spankings or no spankings?
Depends on the spanker...
2. Its ancient days, very ancient. You are the ruler of a vast and large empire. How would your rule be remembered as?
Party time!!!
3. Please tell me why flavored condoms suck so much??!"
all condoms suck! But they beat the alternative.
4. If you could be any sea creature what and why?
I'm with AnOddGirl on that one!
5. Would you let TheDasherDude watch your kids? I know I wouldn't lol.
No but I'd let them watch you!
6. At this moment, right now as you are reading and typing, what are you wearing
My bathrobe, nothin under it
7. You and TheDude get to hang out for an evening, what are you two going to be up to?
Not enough space for details!!
8. What clothing could you be found in on a regular basis?
My jeans


jadedbabe78 106F

4/10/2006 12:11 pm

1. Spankings or no spankings?
It's no secret I like my ass smacked
Why, I did an entire post about it because I'm whacked .


2. Its ancient days, very ancient. You are the ruler of a vast and large empire. How would your rule be remembered as?
The bitch who ruled and ruined the empire

3. Please tell me why flavored condoms suck so much??!
I couldn't tell ya, never went the flavored route

4. If you could be any sea creature what and why?
Dolphin --besides the fucking aspect....they're playful and fun.

5. Would you let TheDasherDude watch your kids? I know I wouldn't lol.
LOL---I don't think DasherDude could handle my demonic spawns.

6. At this moment, right now as you are reading and typing, what are you wearing

What makes you think I'm wearing anything.....lol....ok ok, cargo pants, flip flops, and a cami.

7. You and TheDude get to hang out for an evening, what are you two going to be up to?
I'd get you drunk and make ya streak naked down a busy street

8. What clothing could you be found in on a regular basis?
Black clothing, lol....cargo pants or jeans.....comfy clothes basically.


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
4/10/2006 1:20 pm

1. Spankings or no spankings?
spankings
2. Its ancient days, very ancient. You are the ruler of a vast and large empire. How would your rule be remembered as?
a sexual goddess for ever. yea right
3. Please tell me why flavored condoms suck so much??!"
never tried them
4. If you could be any sea creature what and why?
sea horse
5. Would you let TheDasherDude watch your kids? I know I wouldn't lol.
my cats yes,
6. At this moment, right now as you are reading and typing, what are you wearing
silk pjs
7. You and TheDude get to hang out for an evening, what are you two going to be up to?
dinner,followed by drinks so we get to know each other and then off to a club if your ok but if your great off to bed instead
8. What clothing could you be found in on a regular basis?
jeans day, evening nothing


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
4/10/2006 3:29 pm

1. Spankings or no spankings?

Yes, please.

2. Its ancient days, very ancient. You are the ruler of a vast and large empire. How would your rule be remembered as?

Just.

3. Please tell me why flavored condoms suck so much??!"
*ewwww* That's just nasty.

4. If you could be any sea creature what and why?

Great White Shark ... ancient, primordal, self-preserving

5. Would you let TheDasherDude watch your kids? I know I wouldn't lol.

My sons would be delighted to watch you. C'mere. Let me get that chip implanted. *snickering*

6. At this moment, right now as you are reading and typing, what are you wearing?

Use your imagination.

7. You and TheDude get to hang out for an evening, what are you two going to be up to?

OMG ... We better have bail money is all I'm gonna say!

8. What clothing could you be found in on a regular basis?

Depends on the day/night of the week. I'm often in jeans, with or without heels or boots ... a silky shirt ... very light makeup (if any) ... and red lipstick. If I'm grunging my hair is in a bandana, and I'm wearing a hoody and flats or Doc Martens (that no one really sees).

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
4/10/2006 3:57 pm

Questions from the Beyond! Only because it's you...
1. Spankings or no spankings?
Is an in the moment thing...always.

2. Its ancient days, very ancient. You are the ruler of a vast and large empire. How would your rule be remembered as?
I am the ruler of a vast and large empire..not ready to be re*membered quite yet...workin' on a little more ancient here

3. Please tell me why flavored condoms suck so much??!"
because they do

4. If you could be any sea creature what and why?
probably a dolphin and then you could wear my picture on a tshirt and have a conversation with me when we were swimming together when their was alot of pink in the sky

5. Would you let TheDasherDude watch your kids? I know I wouldn't lol.
you would love to watch my kid, honey, trust me on that one, although she might make your eyes and your mind a little crazy

6. At this moment, right now as you are reading and typing, what are you wearing a one piece black catsuit scoopneck sleeveless lycra left over from the gym and i took my sneakers off at the door so i am barefooted and without jewelry of any kind

7. You and TheDude get to hang out for an evening, what are you two going to be up to? can't tell you, you'd wanna do it

8. What clothing could you be found in on a regular basis?
regular is such a confining word, dude...this is an impossible question for goddess to answer ...i have as many different looks as you do bandanas

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


RedheadedMedStd 34F

4/10/2006 4:46 pm

1. Spankings or no spankings?
Thank you sir, may I have another?
2. Its ancient days, very ancient. You are the ruler of a vast and large empire. How would your rule be remembered as?
Wise beyond my years and as an eternal beauty (heeheehee)
3. Please tell me why flavored condoms suck so much??!"
You can buy ones that do that? Where are you shopping?
4. If you could be any sea creature what and why?
A sea turtle like Crush from "Finding Nemo"
5. Would you let TheDasherDude watch your kids? I know I wouldn't lol.
Sign on the dotted line that you will not get my pets drunk or high by penalty of castration, and maybe.
6. At this moment, right now as you are reading and typing, what are you wearing
Boxer shorts, a tank top, and a sweatshirt.
7. You and TheDude get to hang out for an evening, what are you two going to be up to?
We are gonna go to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and then to the I-Max theatre to see a movie (180* circular screen, it's way coolio). Then to the toy store, go get ice cream for dinner, and walk the dog to end the day, rehashing all the fun we had and how much we felt like little kids.
8. What clothing could you be found in on a regular basis?
Lately, sweatpants and sweatshirts, but usually good butt jeans and t-shirts that show off my abs (just a little) with smart ass sayings on them.


ediesedgewick 57F

4/10/2006 4:58 pm

Spankings!

I would rule that chocolate be the sixth--and most important--food group. I would also rule that men could only wear white shirts.

Never ventured into the flavas--too scary.

An electric eel--cause I've always been afraid of them for some reason.

Ha! No kids!!!!

A white button up shirt and underneath--a sexy black bra.

Oh honey...

Black things.


goldinboy2 60M

4/10/2006 7:15 pm

1. Spankings as long as i'm giving them
2. Peaceful lots of children born in that time
3. they give infections
4. dolphin
5. don't have any
6. jeans and tee
7. Dude you'd be hungover for at least two days but what a ride
8. Jeans,boots and a tee with my company logo


ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
4/10/2006 11:14 pm

1. Spankings or no spankings? spank me good and gently

2. Its ancient days, very ancient. You are the ruler of a vast and large empire. How would your rule be remembered as? sex luv and currency dismissed

3. Please tell me why flavored condoms suck so much??!" no idea

4. If you could be any sea creature what and why? mermaids are sexy

5. Would you let TheDasherDude watch your kids? I know I wouldn't lol. uhm, i bet they would get you before you would get them. . .lol

6. At this moment, right now as you are reading and typing, what are you wearing sexy long fave tight fitting nightgown

7. You and TheDude get to hang out for an evening, what are you two going to be up to? this may bore you but coffee and a walk. . .

8. What clothing could you be found in on a regular basis? varies lots but. . jeans. . . sexy blouses. . .sexy shawls(oxymoron, nope!)


StillSmokin2oo6 44M/43F

4/11/2006 8:45 am

1)..I'll take a zero on the spankings,,Mrs. might take a couple,but she's not really into the spanking thing!!

2)..A time of change,,High Times...I'd be fair and just..Mrs. says she don't wanna be part of any fuckin Kingdom I'm runnin...

3)..We hate condoms!!!...Who the Hell likes ta shower with there socks on???

4)..Can I be a sea monster...those kind ya see attacking the boats in the old drawings!!! How bout a sperm whale,,ain't they got like a 4 ft cock???

5)..You can have our kids if ya promise not ta bring them back...LoL

6)..Superman training pants and a grin from ear ta ear...LoL

7)..NO GOOD!!!!

8.)..tees and jeans,or shorts


pet_humility 48F

4/11/2006 10:51 am

1. Spankings or no spankings?~
Light spankings on the ass and pussy.

2. Its ancient days, very ancient. You are the ruler of a vast and large empire. How would your rule be remembered as?~
A sense of humor and understanding.

3. Please tell me why flavored condoms suck so much??!"~
Umm, have you tried them to find out?

4. If you could be any sea creature what and why?~
A jelly fish, cause they are awesome to
look at, but deadly to touch..lol


5. Would you let TheDasherDude watch your kids? I know I wouldn't lol.~
Yes, cause your a kid at heart and I think you
would entertain them well.


6. At this moment, right now as you are reading and typing, what are you wearing ~
Jeans and a Kid Rock t-shirt.

7. You and TheDude get to hang out for an evening, what are you two going to be up to?~
Take a drive on the country roads with the windows
down. Talk about past adventures we have had. Stop at a little gas station and pick up some road snacks, and head out some more.
Then it starts raining, and well you can guess from there.


8. What clothing could you be found in on a regular basis?~
Jeans and a t-shirt. No shoes.


dasher121 36M

4/12/2006 5:13 am

Thanks to you all for playing along with this. I honestly can say that I laughed my ass off at almost all of your answers!!! Had a lot of fun reading what you all wrote.

So thanks again for playing along...............and man am I glad some of you dont rule your own empires!!! And wish that some of you did

TheDude.


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