OUST!!!!  

dasher121 36M
3656 posts
10/29/2005 1:43 pm

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3/9/2006 8:21 am

OUST!!!!


Oust Air Sanitizer helps reduce the number of airborne bacteria in any room to leave your home smelling clean and fresh(awsome!). Unlike air freshners that only mask odors temporarily(is it a scary mask?), Oust Air Sanitizer eliminates tough odors such as bathroom, pet odors, and mildew odors(so who's the toughest? should I call the po?).
Directions for use: It is a violation of the Federal Law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling(So if I tea-bag this wonderful container I could go to jail? shit!)
Storage: Store away from heat, sparks, and open flame, in an area inaccessible to children.(So then the storage box I have in my fire place would be out of the question. Or my little cousins toy box. Damn! Where the hell am I going to put this damn thing?!!)
Disposal: Before offering for recycling, empty the can by using the product according to the label. DO NOT PUNCTURE! (Yeah, because after Im done using these things I get the uncontrollable urge to stab the shit out of it!!)
Caution: Avoid contact with food and food utensils. (hahaha, no comment)

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/30/2005 7:30 am

Oh jeezus, you are as weird and as bored as me, I knew all that stuff. Only you would write a post on air freshener. So funny.


femme872 29F

10/30/2005 7:32 pm

hahahahhaa.... u just have a comment abt everything dont u?


dasher121 36M

10/31/2005 5:51 am

hahaha, you never know what you will find when you enter my neck of the woods hahah.


tillerbabe 56F

10/31/2005 7:37 pm

Dasher.....you been "huffin" that shit?


dasher121 36M

11/1/2005 6:46 am

Well, just a little bit Hey, it gives me an edge....I think.


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