Joke o' the week  

dasher121 36M
3656 posts
10/31/2005 9:53 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Joke o' the week

Why are men so smart during sex?

- because they're plugged into a genious!

Since that was so short here's another:
A teacher is going over proper table manners while out on a date with a room full of young boys.
"James, how would you excuse yourself from the table to go to the bathroom?"

James- "I have to go to the bathroom, Ill be right back."
"No that is not correct, very impolite. What about you Dan?"

Dan- "Excuse me miss, Ill be right back. I must use the restroom."

"Better, but still not polite, you dont want to say that you are going to the bathroom at the dinner table. Ok Billy, are you going to cooperate today? What would you say?"

Billy- "Pardon me miss, but I must go shake hands with a dear friend of mine. One who I hope you will get better aquainted with after dinner."
The teacher faints.

1586 posts
11/3/2005 4:10 pm

Plugged in. Tee hee.

You've provided the only smile I've had all evening so I thank you.

femme872 29F

11/3/2005 6:13 pm

hahaha i'd like to shake hands with ur friend dasher.

dasher121 36M

11/8/2005 6:58 am

DC- Glad I could be of assistance Always a pleasure to put a smile on your face.

Femme- You know he would love that

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