FFA Porno Productions Presents: The Final Chapter  

dasher121 36M
3656 posts
4/13/2006 6:20 am

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FFA Porno Productions Presents: The Final Chapter


The final box set for blogger porn, brought to you by FFA Porno Productions. The franchise is coming to a close. But going out on a BANG! Modeled after the "final chapters in movies". And this boxed set CUMs EQUIPPEd with all new BEHIND the scenes footage.

testimonial:
art_persists: "Im just honored to be invited back to guest direct some of these timeless classics.........and add some nutt in yer eye."

Movie #1: "Star Whores,Return of The Head-I"
Star Whores is back and badder ASS than ever. With the evil Slut empire on the brink of conquering the galaxy, it's up to the final remaining members of the Head-I order to get DOWN AND DIRTY, save the empire, and once again swing those LIGHT SABERS like it's going out of style!
Starring:

dasher121: as "Luke BoneWalker"
corezon: as "Princess Pitter Patter"
DanielGR: as "Jedi Dickens Swiller"
ediesedgewick: as "Empress NippleClamp"
MWWwantsmore : as "Darth Houston HolterBottom"

BEHIND the scenes:

DanielGR: "Luke! Im going to go save the princess! Can you handle the Empress??!! And watch out for......."
dasher121: "yeah yeah, I got it.(removing clothing) Not a problem."
corezon : "Excuse me..."
MWWwantsmore : "Yeah and Im def having some waredrobe issues. How am I supposed to pull a reverse cowgirl if my helmet wont stay put?"
corezon : "I said excuse me..."
DanielGR: "Well fine then! But dont come whining to me when she gets those freaking nipple clamps stuck on you and your...."
corezon : "Excuse me! How long do I have to sit in the other damn room and scream help?"
art_persists : "whats in your contract?"
corezon : "Says at least 3 scenes worth."
art_persists : "Well, theres your answer."
ediesedgewick : "Hey, can we get to the fucking already?! I have a an appointment in a few hours. And from what I read here in the script, this is going to take a while here. Hope your ready for me there Mr. Bonewalker!"
corezon : "Ass-bags, I need to go back to bit parts"

DCEbony
1586 posts
4/13/2006 11:45 am

Dasher -

Boy, you are a mess.

I think I love you...


dasher121 replies on 4/14/2006 7:57 pm:
Why thank you DC and glad to see you, its been a while.

ediesedgewick 57F

4/13/2006 6:29 pm

Yeah! Can we get to the fucking already! Great line Dude!


dasher121 replies on 4/14/2006 7:58 pm:
Sometimes I even amaze myself lol.

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
4/13/2006 6:53 pm

star whores. . .that is fucking priceless. . .luv it


dasher121 replies on 4/14/2006 7:58 pm:
Thanks, cant take credit for the name though, someone else said that too me a while back when I first started doing these. I just applied it haha

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
4/13/2006 10:05 pm

someone's been BIIIZZY...lol...good stuff DUDE

lustytaurus


dasher121 replies on 4/14/2006 8:00 pm:
yes, it is a tough and down right dirty business, but someone has to do it.

rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
4/13/2006 11:10 pm

an instant classic


dasher121 replies on 4/14/2006 8:01 pm:
thanks to your cracker jack directing

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
4/14/2006 5:31 am

you get worse


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


dasher121 replies on 4/14/2006 8:03 pm:
all the time

digdug41 49M

4/14/2006 9:01 am

u so craaazy rofl

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


dasher121 replies on 4/14/2006 8:03 pm:
oh out of this world crazy i suppose.

rm_Kissmystuff 61F
1435 posts
4/14/2006 4:10 pm

Me thinks you're just a wee bit warped.

Kiss

Kiss


dasher121 replies on 4/14/2006 8:04 pm:
and my warped mind will surely take that as a compliment, thanks

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
4/14/2006 4:28 pm

I hope you don't mind dude but we need your help...

It's about [blog purrykitty2]

bigknob1958...GET PURRY NAKED CAMPAIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GUYS n GALS!!!...SPREAD THE WORD...AND VOTE!!!

WE NEED 100 COMMENTS TO GET IT DONE!!!


lustytaurus


dasher121 replies on 4/14/2006 8:05 pm:
no problem dude, pimp away hahaha

rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
4/15/2006 12:04 am

lol hey I think that's probably pretty close to the real thing some days, lol


rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
4/15/2006 8:21 am

    Quoting rm_corezon:
    lol hey I think that's probably pretty close to the real thing some days, lol
a ff booted me off before I could continue that silly comment that makes no sense at all out of context...I think about the silly chatter that's bound to take place when the cameras aren't rolling...I can only imagine the stuff that's said while the porn flicks are being made, lol


dasher121 replies on 4/15/2006 9:17 am:
hahaha those things do happen lol. and yeah, thats what i would imagine goes on sometimes. at least during my productions anyway haha.

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