El Bandeeto!!!!!!!!  

dasher121 36M
3656 posts
3/28/2006 12:46 pm

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El Bandeeto!!!!!!!!

In the future of blogland there is only one who fights against injustice, shit talk, too many photos of balls and nutsacks, taint, stupid people, site glitches, random smells, and more!

He is El Bandeeto!

El Bandeeto fights for you, the blogger. But beware, he is a dark hero as well. He will save your blog from total and vast destruction and then steal all of your shit! He can not be understood or comprimised!!

Aha! Thus are the ways of

El Bandeeto!

He may be sitting in the shadows behind your humble blog home, just waiting for disaster to strike. Or maybe to create a bit of his own, muahahahaha. You'll never know where he will be or what he will do. He never fights for the same side.

Thus are the ways of

El Bandeeto!

If you come across this scampy rogue its best not to approach. His steely gaze and smell of bong water and Cheetos just may have you under his spell, To do with you as he may. He is fast, agile, and always UP for a challenge. He holds the fate of blogland in the future in his back pocket.....and your plasma screen TV over his shoulder muahahahaha!

Thus are the ways of

El Bandeeto!

So remember dear bloggers and Freaky Darlings, that when El Bandeeto is about, beware. And if you are in blog-danger.........he may just be right behind you........stealing your shit.

And thus are the ways of.......

El Bandeeto!

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jadedbabe78 105F

3/28/2006 12:50 pm

Hmmm...he sounds fucking hot ... lol. Where could I find him?


dasher121 replies on 3/29/2006 4:46 am:
You can find him in your sock drawer, in the hamper in the bathroom peeking while you take a shower, behind your blog, in your blog........I think you get the picture haha.

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
3/28/2006 2:53 pm

If he talks like Antonio Banderas, I am excited!

Purry {=}

Purry


dasher121 replies on 3/29/2006 4:46 am:
Oh he most certainly does! In fact Antonio is his idol!

rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
3/28/2006 7:36 pm

fuck, no wonder my blogs aren't original. El Bandeeto has been stealing them and posting before I do....


dasher121 replies on 3/29/2006 4:47 am:
HAHA! And thus are the ways of [size3]El Bandeeto!!

dasher121 replies on 3/29/2006 4:49 am:
AHA! Thus are the ways of El Bandeeto!!!

RedheadedMedStd 34F

3/28/2006 8:28 pm

He does sound like he would talk like Antonio Banderas Purry! And he also sounds like someone's new alter ego...

I'll definitely be tuning in to hear about his escapades.


dasher121 replies on 3/29/2006 4:47 am:
Well miss Red, you never know, he may involve you in one of his escapades muahahahaha.

goldinboy2 59M

3/29/2006 4:36 am

I knew there was some freak hiding in my shadows, now were did ya put my bong.


dasher121 replies on 3/29/2006 4:48 am:
Oh shit, my bad. The bong is behind the couch in the corner........right next to the ficas plant........there you go. Although you may have to refill it, for he spilled the bong water all over your new throw rug. Thus are the ways of [size3] El Bandeeto!!

dasher121 replies on 3/29/2006 4:50 am:
Oh shit, my bad. The bong is behind the couch, in the corner...........next to the ficas plant.....there you go. It needs more water in it though, for he spilled it all over your new throw rug. Thus are the ways of El Bandeeto!!!

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
3/29/2006 5:18 pm

Why is the fucking Frito Bandito song running through mmy head?!?!?!



Oddly


dasher121 replies on 3/30/2006 5:30 am:
Must be the charming post lol.

TabithaElectra79 37F

3/30/2006 2:33 am

LMAO at El Bandeeto!


dasher121 replies on 3/30/2006 5:31 am:
beware though illustrious one, he may be right behind you! AHHHHHHH!

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