Cumming your Way!  

dasher121 36M
3656 posts
2/3/2006 4:01 am

Last Read:
5/10/2006 7:35 am

Cumming your Way!


So this started on another blog, and just escalated into some silly ass stuff. So I figured, to hell with it, Im going to take this and roll.

"A brand new porno series is Cumming your Way Its fast, its furious, and its just down right FREAKY!"

Staring: MrNuttz05 and Dasher121

Movie #1 DashingNuttz In Your Mouth!

One, a guy from the mean streets of Detroit. He's swinging his unit like a wrecking ball into an abandoned builing, BOOM BOOM!

The other, boy toy extrordinaire from the sassy city of Pittsburgh. Together, they are filling up your mouths, one cavity at a time.

Dasher121 as "William GoldenRod

MrNuttz05 as "Sweet Peter"

Divinitydesires as "The Tenacious Tickler."

Actual Scene Dialog:

William GoldenRod: "Well Peter, its been a wild adventure. But now it seems that the Tenacious Tickler has as beat."

Sweet Peter: "She can beat us all she wants to, but we wont stop cumming and cumming. Focus William GoldenRod! This mean city overlord wont get us that easily. Now whip out your gun and go out blazing!"

Movie #2 DashingNuttz The Pool Hop

Two pool cleaners, out on what they think is a regular ruitine cleaning in the ritzy town of Beverly Hills. What they find will change the face of sexual pleasure of eternities to cum!

Also starring,

texasgal1978 as "The Texas Twister"

amannotachild as "Duke Delivering Package, the Mail man"

Actual Scene dialog:

Texas Twister: "Why Duke, what package do you have for me today?"

Duke Delivering Package: "Well now lets see(zzziiippp! flop!). Its pretty big and heavy, and its very very hard."

Texas Twister: "Oh my! Indeed it is, let me show you where to put that."

bumchikawowow!

Movie #3 DashingNuttz In time

Two scientists, stumble upon the secret to time travel. So with this ability that many through history has desired, they can think of only one thing to do. Travel through time and get it on with as many people in history as they can!

Also starring,

curious082385 as "Moan of Arch"

humboldthonni as "The Buttress of York"

corezon as "Cleo Mattress Me"

norprin5 as "Gang/this Dong"

Testimonial from a co-star: "My good lord! These guys just keep filling you up and up and up. No seriously, i thought I was going to drown! Talk about a mouthful! Believe me, I got all of the protien I need!"

Movie # 4 Star Whores

Based on the popular "Star Wars" series, two young jedi's have a supreme quest to save the galaxy They must fight the evil Cock drowning Sith one bad girl at a time. With their Jedi cock powers, and secret jedi "serum" they will fight, bite, nibble, pound, and go rounds to save the galaxy, one Star at a time. Using those lightsabers like its going out of style.

Cast of characters:

MrNuttz05 as jedi "Mace Dingles You"

Dasher121 as jedi "Luke Bone Walker"

Curious082385 as "Princess LayMe"

bulging_boy as jedi "Show Me One Shag-Nobi"

pet_humility as "The Empress Cock In Hand"

and special guest appearance:

oldman1776 as "Arse'en VadedHer"

nightstalker172 as "Hans In It Solo"

saintlianna as "Chew Nut Whakker."

LIBlonde97 as "Princess Pad It In Me"

Actual scene dialog:

Mace Dingles You: "Show Me One Shag-Nobi! I see that the force is strong with you!"

Princess LayMe: "Show Me One, oh Show Me One! You're my only hope!"

Show Me One Shag-Nobi: "Well Mace Dingles You, I say we show her Two instead of One!"

Mace Dingles You: "Yes, let us show her the true power of the force!"

Cumming soon: More from FFA porno productions, all new movie titles, all new casts.......see you soon muahahahahaha!

MrNuttz05 49M

2/3/2006 2:56 pm

Dash, you know I log in @ work. It's kind of serene when I log on @ about 5 or 6ish, when my work is done for the day. But today was totally different. Why? Because I am all over the floor laughing at this God for saken BLOG of yours. A crowd has gathered to see if I am o.k. I told them that I was fine & go mind your own freakin' business... "Gang/this Dong"???............ Come on, dude? When I am @ work I have to act professional. I guess I cahnged my photo in the 'dick of time'.....(lol) I am going to need freakin' stitches..........


TheLilFondler 33F
2576 posts
2/3/2006 3:38 pm

LMAO your all nuts LMAO

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....


jadedbabe78 105F

2/3/2006 10:13 pm

LOL, holy crap---that's too funny. I'm trying to be quiet downstairs and stifling the laughter is proving to be quite difficult right now.

lol--I really needed this.


micahbiguns 50M

2/3/2006 10:20 pm

roflmao Good Chit Dude


tillerbabe 55F

2/4/2006 2:55 am

i'm frightened...."hold me".


tillerbabe 55F

2/4/2006 2:59 am

Oh and....

GO HAWKS!


goldinboy2 59M

2/4/2006 8:24 am

LOFLMAO, Just to f**kin funny Dude,The mind such a terrible thing to waste, glad your not.


rm_texasgal1978 45F
225 posts
2/4/2006 11:27 am

I can't stop laughing-- I so needed the bumchikawowow today ..LOL


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
2/4/2006 12:07 pm

I have no idea whats going on here..................

Go Steelers

Go Steelers


ThumbChickStool 33F

2/4/2006 7:36 pm

Awww, do I need to actually post a pic to get involved? I feel so left out... ::goes to pout in the corner::


rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
2/4/2006 8:59 pm

OMG I finally learned how to swallow!! Kewl!


methodman1000 39M
1775 posts
2/5/2006 2:00 am

lmbao-you guyz are really NUTZ!!!


MrNuttz05 49M

2/5/2006 9:11 pm

Movie #5 TILLERBABE BLOWS BLITZBURGH

After losing a bet Tilerbabe is blowing the whole Metropolitan Pittsburgh area... All the males line up in droves, stopping the mass production of steel in the U.S. The entire country has come to a standstill...

Starring

MrNuttz05 as "Deacon Bonez"

dasher121 as "L.C. HardWood"

tillierbabe as "herself"

methodman1000 as "Howie Loooong"

native2LV as "The Evil Ms. LockJaw"(No, you don't need a photo for the fun!)

texasgal1978 as "Helga Melons"

Deacon Bonez flies to Pittsburgh to team up with L.C. HardWood but upon arrival he finds his partner in a stiffened state, pants down to his ankles, & cock drained. "He is in no mood to fight crime!" L.C. is out of commission. I call for Howie Loooong and he is eager to help. "Off we go to find this deepthroat artitst." It takes us quite a while to find her, due to the EXTRA baggage that Howie carries, but there she is, tillerbabe is in the mob blowing guys away. I lose Howie in the mad mob as the men try to impede our progress... I finally reach tiller, but it is Howie that she has just blown. "Damn you, you cock hound!"... Howie is no a spermless zombie, just like the rest of them... "Stand back, Deacon Bonez, or she will get you too!" Why it's Helga Melons, the biggest breast from the west... "Tilerbabe is under a spell from the evil Ms. LockJaw. We must get to her & break the spell", says Helga. Off they go to find the evil Ms. LockJaw.... Stay tuned for more gripping action....(lol) I am sorry, but I had to.... Congrats Steelers, if they would have lost, this would have been an entirely different story


curious082385 31F
4925 posts
2/6/2006 1:50 am

"Help me Show Me One Shag-Nobi, you're my only hope."

Question though: are Luke Bone Walker and Princess LayMe going to be brother and sister?
If so, this film could get....ummm...interesting?


dasher121 36M

2/6/2006 7:58 am

MrNuttz-

"just in the dick of time" hahahahaha now im laughing my ass off! And the movie #5???? priceless! sorry that you lost your composure on that one hahaha. but i must admit, seeing you lose it in the office would have been great. and how about them Steelers?????????!!!!!!!!!!!

Divinity-

having fun with this, and so is everyone else apparently, so will do

Lil-

yes we are, and dont think that you are going to escape this either.

Jade-

very glad as always that you enjoyed and got a much needed laugh big smile to you.


dasher121 36M

2/6/2006 8:04 am

mica-

i do try mayne i do try lol.

humbold-

yes, a language indeed. and no pun intended, the name just sounded good, and hilarious hahaha.

tiller-

dont think that you are escaping this either muahahahahaha!

goldin-

i try my best not to waste the precious few that i have left hahaha.


dasher121 36M

2/6/2006 8:10 am

aman and texas-

soundtrack to these things are vERY crucial hahahaha.

sistersaint-

and we love you anyway

native-

well you can mozy on out of the corner then, cause you wont escape this either muahahahahaha.

cor-

hell yeah miss Cleo! and swallow you did! hahahahaha.

method-

the other human kickstand, oh yes, very nutty. but yet no nuttier than the rest, just uniquely nutty hahaha.

curious-

you know, i never thought about that lol. id say for normality purposes, no they are not related hahaha.


norprin5 55M

2/6/2006 9:05 am

always wanted to be in the movies!

King Nor XVIII


dasher121 36M

2/7/2006 6:17 am

norprin-

well there you go then, the man the myth Gang/This Dong!!!!!!!!!!


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