Cumming Your Way for St Pattys Day!  

dasher121 36M
3656 posts
3/17/2006 8:31 am

Last Read:
11/30/2006 9:26 am

Cumming Your Way for St Pattys Day!


FFA porno productions presents, a bloggers porn by director and actor dasher121

In this latest and greatest St. Pattys Day movie event, we bring you

The Quiet Man (the porno remake)

Description:

Based on the origianl movie starring John Wayne, we bring you this one time only remake of the legendary Irish movie. In the small town of InDisAssFerFree, american Sean Long Bone'em Thornton returns to his birth place to start life over again.

When one day he meets the fiery Mary Kate "Cock Bait" DoinAher. And life in this quaint little town will never be the same. Not only must he win over her heart but also get past her brother Will "Dives Deep in You" DoinAher.

Based on the contemporary classic film, this movie will have you standing TALL and PROUD. With the great new song soundtrack with the hit Irish single, "Doin me by the Blarney stone".

Starring:

(all cast names based on characters from the actual movie)

digdug41 as Sean Long Bone em Thornton

caressmewell as Mary Kate "Cock Bait" DoinAher.

goldinboy2 as Will "Dives Deep In You" DoinAher

Allsleeky as Widow Sarah TillsYurDale

as Ms Elizabeth "Playin you Fair and Bare"

oldman1776 as Father LongerReach

corezon as girl on wagon at horse race (thats actually in the cast credits lol)

dasher121 as Michaleen OdeItInYu Flinn

Scene Dialog:

goldinboy2 "Now listen yee here Thornton! You been a bonin my sister Mary Kate Cock Bait and yee goin to pay fer it!!!"

digdug41 "Calm down DoinAher, Im sure that we can settle this the old fashioned way."

goldinboy2 "Aye! But up yer dukes!"

digdug41 "Actually pilgrim, I meant a good ol fashioned tee bagging and cock slagging." zzzzzziiiippppp!

dasher121 "Ok lass's, we goin to need yer help here. We need all dee lass's to step yee forward to help settle this here contest."

Allsleeky "Well you can believe that the Widow TillsYurDale wont be missin out on this"

"All right then, neither will aye. Come on girl on cart, lets go."

corezon "Aye, Ill be helping out."

oldman1776 "Aye will be puttin the blessing oh the lord on this. All bow yer heads in prayer. Deeeer lor, may yee bless these two gentlemen in this here fine competion of ball dipping and cock slamming. May they both last as long as they can inside of these very beautiful and hungry looking lass's. May thee bee merciful on the mouthloads of nut, and on thee pleasing orgasms of theese fin ladies....Amen.

caressmewell "Go get em Saun!!!! Swing thee balls fer the good o the town!!!"

HBowt2 58F

3/17/2006 12:21 pm

ok............this used to be my favourite film...wont ever be able to look at it again in the same way.....lmao

Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig oraibh!


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
3/17/2006 1:35 pm

Happy St. Patty's Day, Dude!!!
Have a Fabulous Weekend in every way!

[post 274091]

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


papyrina 50F
21133 posts
3/17/2006 1:58 pm

happys St Patricks day
I'm getting plenty of sex lately o this site,shame its not real


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
3/17/2006 7:23 pm

Ah, what a lovely day for St. Paddy!



Odd'ick


Allsleeky 35F

3/17/2006 8:47 pm

It's night already but hope you had a wonderful 'horny' day

I'm the "widow"!! hmm...I didn't eat my husband did I??


jadedbabe78 105F

3/17/2006 8:50 pm

Doin' me by the Blarney Stone LMAO

Oh, how I love the porno productions! LOL


caressmewell 53F

3/17/2006 11:02 pm

Woohoo!
Another FFA Porno Productions..gotta love it!


rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
3/18/2006 1:29 am

bit parts don't pay too well, I hear

(actually I got minimum wage for all that standing around, geesh, no overtime either)


rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
3/18/2006 1:30 am

good thing I actually enjoyed what I was doing, huh?


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
3/18/2006 4:38 am

Very good!

Purry {=}

Purry


goldinboy2 59M

3/18/2006 5:45 am

WTF I love talking pirate.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/18/2006 12:56 pm

Love this porno stuff.


TabithaElectra79 37F

3/19/2006 4:31 am

Is this available on a 2 disc special dvd??!!


digdug41 49M

3/19/2006 11:51 am

ROFLMAO! thanks for the inclusion dasher you the man bro I wanna be like you when I grow up

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


Babel__Fish 45F

3/19/2006 12:30 pm

lol Dasher good one sweetie


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
3/19/2006 6:25 pm

I enjoyed that man...hope you had a good weekend.

lustytaurus


livemachts 40M

3/20/2006 2:56 am

zeige ihn


dasher121 36M

3/22/2006 6:44 am

HB-

welcome welcome and very happy that I could ruin yet another timeless classic!

goddess-

and a very happy one to you too

papy-

and you know, that is a damn crime against humanity!!!

Oddick-

Isnt it though? Happy green guy day!

Sleeky-

hahaha well, after what you did to that sweet potatoe...........Its under investigation haha.

jade and caress-

and you know, the productions just love all of you

corezon-

actually, it is good that you enjoyed it, they want you back for another part........."woman scrubbing can" pays pretty damn good and a great benefits package. Ill fax you the details.


dasher121 36M

3/22/2006 6:50 am

Purry-

glad that you enjoyed it

goldin-

ok smartass, so I reread it and you are right........it sounds more like pirate than Irish hahaha.

oldman-

and the production was very happy to have you on board!

Illustrious Electria-

Yep, and there will also be a jumbo box set with all of the features by FFA porno productions. If you are nice, I may be able to get you a discount lol.

didug-

hahahahah now that last statement had me rolling hahahaha. thanks dude.

Miss Babel-

thanks, and as always, a pleasure to have you hanging out

Lusty-

thanks dude you too! And thanks for stopping by my humble abode.

live-

uhh, thanks dude!


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