Blow job gone wrong!!  

dasher121 36M
3656 posts
10/11/2005 10:32 am

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11/15/2006 5:59 am

Blow job gone wrong!!


Oh how Karma has a great way of coming around on people. A few years back while in my glorious Clarion U days a roommate of mine, we will call him Lenny, brought a random and very drunk girl back to my house of 7 other guys(it was crazy living there!). So they go straight to his bedroom and start "going at it" in his bed.
Well, apparently this female gave according to Lenny the worst blow job ever, he even went limp during it! So he stops her and says,
"Nah, you're going about this all the wrong way. Tell you what, you just jerk me off and when Im going to cum ill let you know and you start sucking again." To take the shot in the mouth of course and avoid cleanup. So she actually agrees to this very willingly and follows the instructions.
Lenny goes to errupt and gives her the go sign, she starts sucking away. As he cums in her mouth(her ontop of him) he jerks and knees her in the stomach. This not only causes her to spit back up the cum but also all of the cheap beer she was drunk off of all over his stomach, chest, legs, and bed. She then went to the floor and grabbed his favorite white t-shirt and began to try to clean up................Karma man, it comes around on you lol.

DCEbony
1586 posts
10/11/2005 12:42 pm

Serves his ass right. LOL

That is too funny.

The worse part of that whole story is that he had a witness that will remember that story forever and ever...


Lapkin4u 42F

10/11/2005 12:52 pm

LOL...that great!!!!!


Lapkin4u 42F

10/11/2005 12:52 pm

LOL...thats great!!!!!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/11/2005 2:08 pm

ewwwwwwwwww. Thaks for the vivd description. You went to Clarion? Spend any time at Cooks Forest?


dasher121 36M

10/11/2005 7:12 pm

Yeah thought he definitely deserved the horrible ending considering.
Saint, oh yeah spent much time in Cooks Forrest. That place is beautiful. I go up there every year now with a backpack and a discman, rent some cross country skiis, and get lost in there for hours. Great place.


femme872 29F

10/12/2005 6:27 am

HAHA thats is funny , bet he din bother getting her number.


dasher121 36M

10/12/2005 9:08 am

No he definitely didnt hahaha. There's another part to the story that's even crazier!! Maybe Ill share it one of these days


rm_texasgal1978 45F
225 posts
10/12/2005 4:49 pm

mmm I have relatives in Clarion.. hope my nephew wasn't part of the story..lol


tillerbabe 55F

10/13/2005 12:57 am

"IcKKKY"

I know a guy that "took advantage of a girl" while she was drunk and unknowing...she woudl have never have f*#ked him otherwise...he "forced" her to start sucking him.....she puked all over him. Justice!!!


dasher121 36M

10/13/2005 8:20 am

Tiller- Like I said, Karma has a way of getting back around to you.....those pathetic guys should all be shot! Thats terrible.

Texas- could be, you never know. we called it the clarion connection, everyone was connected in that town in some way whether through a girlfriend or just random party friends. lol


red_hot_trucker 58F

10/7/2006 12:07 pm

Of course, having a blog about 'oral' I had to check this out. Stop by and read [post 528074] Sucks to be him.





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EroticaXTC 49F

10/9/2006 4:25 pm

    Quoting eternalth0ughts:
    That is great. It serves him right. Karma does comes back to you when least expected.
oh yeah, like when someone claims to be from Maine but are posting from Toronto Ontario

Careful dash...thats a bot


dasher121 replies on 10/10/2006 6:22 am:
Ah si si!

muchos gracias sexy seniorita

want2play926 45F

10/13/2006 6:16 am



Too funny!

One reason I never drink cheap beer...


dasher121 replies on 11/15/2006 5:59 am:
and a damn good reason at that!

juicy856 39M/34F

11/9/2006 1:16 am

wow....hahahaha hee hee that's what you get for trying to avoid clean up did he um...do anything for her before the worst blow job ever???


dasher121 replies on 11/9/2006 5:58 am:
he did absolutely nothing for her. a shame isnt it?

juicy856 39M/34F

11/9/2006 5:51 pm

when than he so deserved that....i hope she ate something really nasty and Stinky too like tuna or crabs!!!


dasher121 replies on 11/15/2006 5:59 am:
oh believe me, it was foul!!!

rm_grandpaleon 61M
79 posts
1/3/2007 8:02 pm

whatever i think any blowjob is a good blowjob as long as she did not bite him, biting would be nasty

please remember life is short fuck lots


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