Back in the Day.....  

dasher121 36M
3656 posts
6/23/2006 10:43 am

Last Read:
8/15/2006 8:51 pm

Back in the Day.....

The above photo, if you cant see clearly, has a young boy about to see the beauty that is the naked woman's body. The lovely perk breasts, lucious curves, supple....aaaahh errm back on topic (removing drool from unhinged mouth).

The look on his face is fucking priceless: jaw dropped eyes wide open. Not wanting to blink to miss a damn thing. This photo also takes me back in the day, to when I was 8 years old living in the city, our house next to my cousins. Their parents had gone away and left the two late teens alone to watch over themselves. The male Eric, about 15 or so I suppose, had some guy friends over to watch some "movies".

I desperately wanted to be part of the "big older kid fun". So late that night, I krept through the back screen door. My 8 year old small feet tredding softly and quietly down the hallway, keeping to the shadows. I could hear what sounded like a woman moaning from the living room. And the shouts,

"Wait, Ive seen this before man! Keep watching, its coming up...soon real soon. This is so gross what happens man!"

Of course this set my determination even deeper. I had to know what they were all watching with such attention. As I rounded the corner I caught line of sight to the two couches backed with teenage boys. All leaning forward with twisted gleams in their eyes, heads cocked sideways with eager grins.

What I saw on the TV, my young mind just wasnt quite ready for I think. A man laying on his back being fucked by a woman.....I mean she was really putting a beating on him. Surprisingly, I knew what sex was at that young age, had seen it "simulated" in late night movies on non-censored cable as my parents slept.

But this, this was the real fucking deal. I stood in the back corner of the room. No one noticed my presence. I stared horrified, transfixed, and very interested at the visions in front of me. Then, the woman jumped off of the man and jerked him off, cumming all over his own chest. She greedily licked it ALL up.

Usually, this is where normal porn would end.....not this movie, that my cousin shouted out the nickname for it "Log-munchers!"

"Here it comes man hahahahah here it comes....get ready for some logs dude!!!!"

They all began to laugh and chant as the woman climbed back on top of the man and straddled his face, spreading her butt cheeks and giving him a full view of asshole(and us as well). Then........then.........she shit in his mouth. Not one, but two continuously long logs of shit. He laid back and munched them down.

"EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!" the room full of teenagers screamed. After their laughing died down a dude named Ted noticed me, he laughed and they all turned.

There in the dark corner, stood 8 year old dasher. Hands dangling down at his sides, eyes wide in disgust, horror, confusion, yet intruiged. Mouth dropped to his chest. They quickly herded me outside and shut the door. As I walked back to my house I was full of questions, doubts, and just.......just plain fucked up man!!!

"Is that what you do during sex, or after???"

"No way, no way would I let a girl shit in my mouth!" (i had a surprisingly deep understanding of swearing at that age.)

"Is that really what its like?"

Of course its not, well not for everyone anyway lol. But it did leave me full of some nonsence for a short time. But this event did fuel my fire into exploring porno. Eventurally, I even became a small time business-man in middle school. Getting bootleg copies of porn, mostly stealing them, then making copies and selling them for unreasonable prices(but horney boys will pay whatever amount to get them).

But I will never forget the horror of that image burned into my cranium for as long as I live I guess lol.That was my first time ever watching porn.

Fucking log munchers....

Scnooogens.


EroticaXTC 49F

6/23/2006 11:16 am

you stay gone all this time and this is what you bring us back???oh gag...I've never seen that...don't want to see that..Now I have a complete understanding of you dash, LOL...


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
6/23/2006 11:39 am

LMAO!!!..what an image to burn in a boys mind!...just ewwww!


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


MWWwantmore 51F

6/23/2006 11:45 am

Thats gross

And yes WTH ya been? Missed you!



I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

6/23/2006 12:20 pm

That is the funniest stuff I have read all day. I got you pictured wide eyed and horrified thinking you were gonna have that done to you! Freaking hilarious!

Dayum I miss ya papi! {=}


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
6/23/2006 12:29 pm

I have to go throw up now.


Sweetpickles69 47F

6/23/2006 1:33 pm

Missed ya! But that's just GROSS! That stuff belongs on ALT! I hope you got over it!

Peace,
Pickles

Peace,
Pickles


RedheadedMedStd 34F

6/23/2006 2:50 pm

Dude, I didn't even know what scatting was 'til earlier this year!You found out at 8? Poor Dasher!

I think if I were you, I'd prolly be scared to have sex for the first time afraid some chick would do that to me!

Note to self: Make sure there are no copies of "Log Munchers" hanging around in the apartment of any guy I am dating. If there are? Man, I'm gone!


concupiscentKid 40M

6/23/2006 3:27 pm

mmmmmm! That was appetizing.
You ever see Pink Flamingos where a 300 lb transvestite eats
dog crap?


goldinboy2 59M

6/23/2006 4:27 pm

Well look who's back and I knew you would have good story now put the shiny things away while your halfway straight.


rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
6/23/2006 5:07 pm

What, you sneak back into the house with no explaination!

I hope she was worth it!!!!

First porn movie (16mm), boys watched then girls...
I was one of 2 girls that survived the Stag Film, hell I can even remember the first few minutes of it like it was yesterday!!!



Oddist


smoothnjuicy4u 50F

6/23/2006 5:29 pm

YUCK!!! It's good to see your back, missed your story telling.
Smooth


marywannado 43F

6/23/2006 7:39 pm

EEEEWWWWW,,, that's just fuckin nasty...

Glad to see your back...


StillSmokin2oo6 44M/43F

6/23/2006 10:24 pm

Damn dude,,you really know how ta make an entrance,,gone for God knows how long and come right back with a shit story!!!


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
6/24/2006 12:51 am


gud 2 read u again ....

interesting choice of topic.... ewwwww


frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
6/24/2006 6:14 am

Yep, what they said!! Now where is your absensce note?

Frangi x


real36CgirlPA 37F

6/24/2006 10:55 am

It's scary (and pretty damn funny) to think of all the assumptions we had about sex based on what we overheard and sneaked peeks at when we were kids. I remember thinking based on what I'd seen on tv that it didn't look very interesting or worth people being so hush-hush about...people just lying on top of each other and all! Yep, that's all I thought it was until my mom started getting Showtime at her house.


meerkittykat 42F

6/25/2006 12:44 pm

Oh..I was SO getting into that until you "dumped" that on me.

I feel a sudden need to go shower. And scrub with steel wool.

Good to see you back, dude.


Looking4sex44240 54F

6/25/2006 4:15 pm

That's nasty, I wouldn't do that, or have it done to me.


Looking4sex44240 54F

6/25/2006 4:15 pm

That's nasty, I wouldn't do that, or have it done to me. WELCOME BACK


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
6/25/2006 8:54 pm

an auspicious start to FFA productions...


rm_mzbitch2u 47F
63 posts
6/26/2006 11:41 am

there shouldve been a WARNING attached to this, so i couldve stopped eating while reading. GROSS!!! LOL

welcome home!!


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

6/27/2006 12:59 am

EWWWWWW that is just plain fucking GROSS...Ready

Ready


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
6/27/2006 9:43 am

Coprophilia has never really done it for me, Sweetpea ... There really aren't too many paraphilias that do. But here's what gets me ... Fetishism is considered a paraphilia. WTF is up with that; right??? Oh well ... to each his or her own ... as long as it doesn't involve children and/or animals.

*besitos*

Safira {=}

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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