Ask and Thou Shall Recieve!  

dasher121 36M
3656 posts
1/25/2006 10:51 am

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Ask and Thou Shall Recieve!

So this is a comment that I left on my dear ol Blogging evil twin sisters blog, [blog SaintLianna] [post 209309]

I decided to post it as I cracked myself up with some of the rediculous things that are said in the heat of the moment whilst having hot and down right dirty lustful sex And a few additions to it here as well. Have anything you would like to add feel free to.

Without further adieu my Freaky Darlings I bring you:

"Ask and Thou Sall Recieve"

get nasty,

"hey, i didnt mean roll in the mud for shits sake! and speaking of shit, what the hell is that smell?!"

go down and make me moan,

"AAHHH WTF?! I said moan not scream!"

Take it! take it! you freak nasty girl,

"Whoa, whoa nelly!!! I didnt mean take it over there, are you nuts??!! It doesnt bend that....owch oooooowwwwch! Stop it stop it!!

Talk dirty to me baby,

"Holy shit! Dont f-ing scare the begeezus out of me!"

Do whatever you want to doll,

"Whoa ok, bad idea....seriously you can stop now......holy cripes thats not going to fit there......aaahhhhh!"

Who's your daddy??!!

"oh yeah? cool. thats a very nice photo of him......oh you dont say? Very intersting, thanks for sharing."

Am I hurting you? Is it too much for you

"well ok then, you dont have to laugh! Seriously, point taken! *rolling eyes* ok ok so its not very impressive, ok you dont have to go into detail. He was the biggest huh? Oh you have pictures, WOW that is big. yep, I know, dont have to rub.........geesh! Alright already, Im going home."

Do you like that, do you like that???

"You dont like that huh? How about tha.......No? That either huh? Well Im out of ideas."

Tell me your fantasies baby, what do you want me to do?

"Holy shit! Thats.......interesting. Sorry I asked. Nah, I really dont want to put that on. Really, I dont. No, not interested. Why??!! Thats just rediculous thats why!!! It doesnt even fit on me! And besides, pink is sooo not my color."

Tell me where you want it baby!

"In there??!!! Are you're not kidding. Shit! But Ill get blisters the size of toes! Dammitt to all hell my dirty mouth!"

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
1/26/2006 12:30 pm

OMG, thats so funny. 2 ideas and you are done huh? I have met guys like that.

pet_humility 48F

1/26/2006 1:18 pm

For fuck sake dasher, my cheeks hurt from
laughing at your words..

MrNuttz05 49M

1/26/2006 2:35 pm

"oh yeah? cool. thats a very nice photo of him......oh you dont say? Very intersting, thanks for sharing."

Dash, my Bro', you just don't know? I tried to be loose to make her feel comfortable so we talked about everything. Old girl friends, old boyfriends, this, & that... So she gets a pic out of her old boyfriend & this guy had a wanker the size of your average telephone pole... Now I ask, what the fuck do you want me to do?????

jadedbabe78 105F

1/26/2006 3:06 pm

dash---you are just too fucking funny . As always, thank you for the laugh!

norprin5 55M

1/26/2006 4:11 pm

i will never speak during sex again

King Nor XVIII

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
1/26/2006 4:18 pm

"I didnt mean take it over there" <<<< That was my favorite. Don't know why, but that really cracked me up.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
1/27/2006 12:49 am pink outfits for you?
Not even if I ask really nicely?

SaucyNSassy 39F

1/28/2006 8:25 am

LOL! Hilarious! I have heard some of those before...

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