A poem from a Friend  

dasher121 36M
3656 posts
5/2/2006 5:12 am

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5/4/2006 7:55 am

A poem from a Friend

Logged into my hoo yah email today and my dear friend, mzbitch2u wrote this and sent it to me. Its great!!! And had me dying this morning. So I thought Id share it with you, my Freaky Darlings:

youre home alone
u cant wait to get high
u head for the bathroom
and let out a big sigh!
(whew!)

u sit on the thrown
the damn lighter wont light
u look around
no matches in sight
(sonofabitch!)

theres a knock on the front door
u wonder who?
its that chic from vermont
smiling at u
(shes a freak dude!)

she looks so lovely
in just her bra and thong
u wonder if shes noticed
your big hard ding-dong
(more than likely!)

she opens her hand
and what do u see?
a lighter she holds
she must have esp!
(or was it sabotage?)

u lead her back to the room
from where u were
she follows u in
and closes the door
(yee haw!)

she sits on the throne
u sit on the tub
u pull out your bong
and give it a rub
(what? do u think its a genie?)

a few hits for u
a few hits for her
u both start to giggle
and things start to blur
(this shits good!)

u take her to your bedroom
and ask if she wants to fool around
of course she says, “YES”
then throws u to the ground
(oops, missed the bed!)

she rides u hard
she rides u good
if u could stand to say goodbye
u surely would
(she really is a rodeo girl!)

in the morning
when u wake
u look around
youre feeling great
(even though u slept on the floor stoner!)

her perfume still lingers
your dick is still sore
but that chic from vermont
youre sure u want more!
(better go gas up the car!!)

LOL ))


Thanks for the great laugh mz! Too too funny!!

TheDude.


MWWwantsmore 51F

5/2/2006 5:16 am

That is cute!


dasher121 replies on 5/2/2006 8:42 am:
i thought so too! she def has a way with words hahaha.

aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
5/2/2006 11:18 am

She is certainly creative!


dasher121 replies on 5/4/2006 7:56 am:
she certainly is, much more than myself i can tell you that!

StillSmokin2oo6 44M/43F

5/2/2006 11:28 am

Funny shit,,damn,where's she at when I need a lighter??? lol


dasher121 replies on 5/4/2006 7:57 am:
hahahaha, same thing I was thinking man!

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
5/2/2006 6:03 pm

... WAY COOL!!!

Safira {=}

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dasher121 replies on 5/4/2006 7:57 am:
Like totally!

goldinboy2 60M

5/2/2006 7:03 pm

LMAO yep that is just to funny..


dasher121 replies on 5/4/2006 7:57 am:
amen to that sir!

caressmewell 53F

5/2/2006 8:13 pm

ROFLMAO!! Very clever and funny!


dasher121 replies on 5/4/2006 7:58 am:
i thought so too, I just cant rhyme like that. Im too slow

rm_art_persists 52M
1789 posts
5/2/2006 8:15 pm

A bong for two, for me, for you (sung to the tune of "tea for two")


dasher121 replies on 5/4/2006 8:01 am:
hahaha, yet another lyrical poet in the house!

frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
5/2/2006 8:39 pm

That's very good!! Nothin' like a grea email from a special friend to get your day "rolling" in the right direction.

Frangi


dasher121 replies on 5/4/2006 8:01 am:
yeah, it was a much needed early am laugh for sure!

tillerbabe 56F

5/3/2006 12:28 am

Two peas in pod! Is what I'm thinkin! LOL!


dasher121 replies on 5/4/2006 8:02 am:
nah, I dont think so. Def dont need two of me running around!

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