"Hey Cutie" an IMC conversation  

dasher121 36M
3656 posts
1/24/2006 5:31 am

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"Hey Cutie" an IMC conversation

Hola Freaky Darlings, and how are we today? So the Dude was in kind of a shitty mood today, dont ask why, male PMS I suppose lol. So, I have the IMC open today waiting around to see if any of my peeps get online when WHAMO! I get contacted by a random. And this convo really just made me laugh........so I decided to share it with you, as it pretains to the "fake women" who plague this site for stupid ass men (yeah I know there are alot of us). So, without further adue, I bring you,

"Hey Cutie!" and IMC conversation.

(name has been changed, a REAL convo with added dude comments for your pleasure.)

FakeChick: "Hey cutie!"

Dasher121: "Hello, how are you today?"

FakeChick: "Hey, whats up babe, where are you from?"

Dasher121: "Good ol Pittsburgh PA, and you?"
(funny thing is that when someone IMs you, their photo, handle, age, and where they are from pops up, even the one who initiates the convo see's you.)

FakeChick: "Listen sweetie, Im just about to start my webcam..........." stop!

- ok, so first off way to dodge the question "where are you from" even though i already know that.
- secondly, damn! waisting no time getting to business are we? ok, continue..........

FakeChick: "....show with my roommate Allison, I loved your profile."

Dasher121: "mmm I like the name Allison, reminds me of a time when I got lost in the woods and rolled naked in a patch of poison sumak.....i got all itchy."....stop!

- loved my profile? interesting, loved it enough apparently to not know where Im from or that I live 700something miles away. And isnt my comment back a bit weird??? *shaking my head* continue......

FakeChick: "We would love for you to watch. (you love alot of things miss, i love pizza.) Can you watch me there and cum chat me?

(i dont know, how does one "cum chat you?" do I shoot a hot stinky load at the IM screen while typing? CUM on now! Im a man, Im dumb and not that coordinated. Besides, when i do CUM I cross my eyes and all hell breaks loose, I cant aim! So no, guess I cant "CUM chat you" )

*shaking my head* continue............

Dasher121: "Sure where at, you know that cottage cheese is great with lima beans and chilli? Especially when you are jogging naked in your car?"

FakeChick: "I can show you how to get in for free......" stop

-bypassed my very strange comment once again, so now Im waiting for it, continue.........

FakeChick: ".....if you promise not to tell anyone else how to do it?????? PLEASE???"

- WOW, she must be serious, thats a hell of a please! waiting for it........

Dasher121: "Sure, no prob. Did you ever shit yourself and cant get that smell out of your underoo's no matter how much Vinegar you pour into them? "

-waiting for it..........

FakeChick: "Well since its the law you gotta be 18(sex involved). U gotta log in with a credit card to prove u 18. BUT its 100 percent free to watch!"

- AAAHHH, there it is! The ol "horny male getting happy with the credit card numbers on random webbing sites and no reguards to who has access to it" scam! I tell ya, crafty ones arent they? And once again, bypasses a real convo stopper for any normal person. my hat's off to you miss, you are one hell of a business woman, the shit one would have thrown off even me! continue.........

FakeChikc: "I can get into shit if they find out. The site is (name deleted)

Dasher121: "Kewl, and I understand. I just rolled in my grandpaps shit, its all over me. He eats corn. Do you like hotdogs?"....stop!

- no real reason here, im just crying right now im laughing so f-ing hard. Arent you???? She keeps going!!!!!! continue..........

FakeChick: "Please dont mention this, Im upgrading you once you're in the chatroom."

Dasher121: "Well, now you have me blushing, thank you lol. Once I get my own webcam Ill send u an invite too! My first show, Im going to cover myself in peanutbutter and make love to a vaccum sweeper "

- sweet! im special, along with 20 other dumbass's they found through FFA! lol. continue......

FakeChick: "OH SHIT! Im late! Ok, I gotta go right now and get off FFA messenger. Ill see you there babe, you can use your FFA name to login so I know its you."

Dasher121: "Awsome! Gonna put on a cow bell, rainbow colored affro, orange flavored cock ring, and some tap shoes......See you there "

FakeChick: "SSSSHHHH about being one of my VIPs....its a secret "

Dasher121: "I have a secret..........Im Batman! sSSSHH dont tell anyone. The Jokers been trying to get me with a 9foot strap on, I dont fall for that shit anymore!"

FakeChick: "See you there cutie sexy man!"

Dasher121: "No no, its Batman......SSSHH "

- And there you have it freaky darlings, an ACTUAL IMC convo here on site with a "webcammer" from another site.

So yeah, Am i freaking strange or what?

Are you laughing right now? I am

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
1/24/2006 1:28 pm

This is too funny, especially considering this morning, we thought we had our first male spambot in the chatroom. He just kept repeating, "Please dont mention this, Im upgrading you once you're in the chatroom. OH SHIT! Im late! Ok, I gotta go right now and get off FFA messenger. Ill see you there babe, you can use your FFA name to login so I know its you. SSSSHHHH about being one of my VIP" Thath's where the text would get cut off. He was flooding the room with it. But he didn't mention FFA. He was pasting the one owned by Microsoft as the IM used.

Looks like FakeChick has been getting around...

rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
1/24/2006 1:42 pm

The IM program from this site?...the one I use doesn't show age and location, only picture if you choose to load and display one on the IM...

So...I guess that helps to even up the score for the IM's we women get, huh? I wonder how many guys let themselves get suckered into that...do you really think some do?

When I first signed on as a man I started getting emails to my PRIVATE email address soliciting my business...lol...like I care...I KNEW they definitely didn't read MY profile...

jadedbabe78 106F

1/24/2006 3:38 pm

LMAO---holy shit---you are too damn funny. Thanks, I needed the laugh, lol.

impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
1/24/2006 4:12 pm

sadly enough dear dash...there are many men out there who would absolutly believe they were talking to a real woman. (((sigh))) Glad you're one of the smart ones. LOL

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

MrNuttz05 49M

1/24/2006 6:10 pm

Dash, "You are rolling in your GrandPa's shit! He eats corn........ HA.... HILARIOUS, dude. Is it creamstyle corn, because if it is, YOU REALLY need a shower! Yeah, we are a society that allows crap like this to go on.... I don't think eating corn will ever be the same for m....e! Jeez, dude, you have to stop this kind of shit! You are having way too much fun!

norprin5 55M

1/24/2006 6:23 pm

King Nor XVIII

carebearluv2 42F

1/24/2006 7:19 pm

LMAO...had a hell of a day Dash..thanks for the laughs and stress relief!

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
1/24/2006 8:28 pm

That was great! I loved that she just kept going on and on wanting you to see her and her roomie. She wants you to use a credit card that won't be charged. hahaha I never get these types of conversations.


AdventureBeckons 43M
145 posts
1/24/2006 10:19 pm

Wow, they are getting ambitious. I tried one of the other dating sites a few years ago and got IM messages that were really bots advertising porn sites. The "woman" IMing went througha few general greetings then said she had to go take a shower, but to go look at such and such site.

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
1/25/2006 1:52 am

The lengths people will go to for money...she was quite determined to get you in there!

(of course, you ARE rather sexy, so maybe that had something to do with such determination )

Thanks for the laugh, babe!

SensualDreaming7 34F

1/25/2006 3:16 am

Wow...talk about you being random!

pet_humility 48F

1/25/2006 8:24 am

OMG to damn funny.
Thanks for the reminder of the dumb ass shit
people do or infact try to get you to do..

dasher121 36M

1/25/2006 10:29 am


and aparently changing sexes quite freaquently!!!


one out of the 3 IMs on here does show that, its the generic one lol. And yeah, get flooded with those damn things too. If you read what they say, oh boy are they f-ing funny! But there are idiots that will take the bait!


thank the lawd Im not the only one who found that funny, a bit strange my mind is I will admit, but classic stuff none the less! Will I meet her for a drink? Sure! Once I find that cock ring and tap shoes!

dasher121 36M

1/25/2006 10:33 am


any time, always good for a laugh here. I hope that everything is ok your way. smile for you.


yes yes, alas there are many o dumb shytes out there. But no, Im not smart........just not that stupid. And waaaay stranger apparently than your average bear.

Mr.Nutty Nutterton-

Well now, that is a good question.........I think he does eat the cream style, which now come to think of it.....I will no longer be able to eat after this. DAMN ME DAMN ME OH THE HUMANITY!!!! Dude, Im always having too much fun hahahaha.

dasher121 36M

1/25/2006 10:36 am


laughing with you fellow dude! hahahaha, and hope that the smoke cut backs are going well. Stay strong my man!


Glad I could help in my strange and dementedly funny way. Hope that things are also going better your way. As I said, keep your head up. Things always get better.


Yep, was thinking the same thing. I kept getting weirder and as much as I was laughing I was getting pissed too, "WTF do I have to say to weird this fake out??!!!" apparently more than I did lol.

dasher121 36M

1/25/2006 10:38 am


any time any time. and once again I am blushing VERY much heheheh.


Whats up foot??? hahaha, yes yes And believe me I could have been MUCH more random. Hope that you are feeling better. *cyber chicken soup for you*


any time and glad you had a laugh. Also, welcome to my humble little land here. And enjoyed reading your blog today.

AdventureBeckons 43M
145 posts
1/25/2006 11:44 am

Is phishing prevalent here? Got a random guy sending me a message apologizing for an email that I supposedly received from his account (did not) that he claimed came from a female friend who borrowed the account. He provided "her" real email for me to respond. What I wonder is if it the beginings of an email scam or if he just was pissed at the adressee and wanted to get her inbox flooded by idiots.

TabithaElectra79 38F

1/25/2006 2:05 pm

LMAO..yes i'm laughing...

Can i cover myself in peanut butter too Batman?

TheLilFondler 33F  
2576 posts
1/25/2006 3:21 pm

LMAO your a very interesting person LMAO

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/25/2006 4:59 pm

LMAO. That was some kind of funny.

dasher121 36M

1/26/2006 4:43 am


glad that you could have a good chuckle late at night. And you do realize that you are one of the VERY few left of my original freaky darlings. and very much glad that you are still around.

and def not, passion is never a waste of time, no matter how bizzare it can be hahahahha.


ah, but of course you can cover yourself in peanutbutter muahahahaha. For now on, my Freaky Darling, you will be called "The Illustrious Electria!"


I do try! and very sorry to hear what has happened. I really do hope that you are ok and that things will work out. Until we blog again! Take care Lil.


thank you thank, glad that you did enjoy it. and was def howling while it was going on hahahaha

smartmama 58F

1/26/2006 9:45 am

Batman, Honni sent me, so glad she did. hahahaha!

Yesterday in chat, an 18 year old woman was camming. The crowd was wild, I had never seen anything like it. A frenzy ensued.

Enlightening to say the least.

dasher121 36M

1/26/2006 10:41 am


Welcome welcome a frenzy you say?? im sure that was interesting hahaha. And yes, very enlightening im sure. Thanks for stopping by.

saddletrampsk 54F

1/26/2006 3:44 pm

Shit thats funny..

rm_texasgal1978 45F
225 posts
1/26/2006 4:30 pm

you are soooo cynical lil dasher dude. Did you have Batman or Superman underoos?

dasher121 36M

1/27/2006 6:14 am


hola hola and welcome to you glad that you enjoyed! i do try my most demented best hahaha.


Cynical? me??? Never!!! hahaha, and they are a mix of both. Its Batman giving Superman a bikini wax!

dasher121 36M

1/27/2006 8:10 am


hola to you as well, and welcome Glad you had a laugh!

elysianpleasure 47M

1/27/2006 9:35 pm


dasher121 36M

1/30/2006 9:52 am


whats up dude? yep doing the same here hahaha.


welcome welcome to you as well. and thank you for reading and enjoying. Oh no!!! They got me????????? AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
3/10/2006 2:09 pm

gotta love those bots

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