just some jokes  

dartmyth90 45M
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7/30/2006 10:01 am
just some jokes


Q. What's the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
A. Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!

Q. How do you say 69 in Chinese?
A. Twocanchew (two can chew).

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Q. Why do women prefer old gynaecologists?
A. Their shaky hands!

Q. How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus?
A. At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
A. Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

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