Why Trick or Treating is better than sex  

dano6332 56M
363 posts
10/31/2005 10:32 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Why Trick or Treating is better than sex

10) You are guaranteed to get something in the sack.
9)If you get tired you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again
The uglier you look the easier it is to get some
7)You dont have to compliment or lie to the person who gives you some
6)Its OK if the person your with fantasizes that your someone else, because you are
5)Twenty years from now you will still like candy
4)If you dont like what you get you can just go next door
3)It does not matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning
2) Less guilt the morning after

And the number one reason................

1) You can do the whole neighborhood with no complaints


kyplowboy22 61M

10/31/2005 4:58 pm

Gotta remember Dano, 'candy's dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth.'lol


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

11/1/2005 9:41 pm

LMAO, good one Dano! I'm with Jez, I didn't think anything was better than sex, either!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
11/3/2005 9:59 pm

#11 REASON: shots of dental novacaine are less painful than a series of shot of penicillin

btw - Jester's story was GREAT!!!

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

lifeisablast333 53M

11/4/2005 7:03 am

I agree with 1hotwahine

dano6332 56M

11/5/2005 4:05 pm

KJ and Jez, Lets face it aint nothing better than great sex with your partner and even if you dont have a partner it is still pretty darn good.

Ky, Depends on your partner, your from Kentucky so how many folks have you seen there with no teeth still breeding?

Wetty mmmmmmmmm cute costume

Hi Frisky your right unless you have no teeth lol

Jester You are a devious man and I will remember this trick. So what do you mean convincing the world you dont exist? You seem like a bright guy and were actually articulate to speak with face to face. No third eye (unless you had it hidden) no obvious lisp (crap now the lispers are gonna yell at me) so if your invisible it has to be by choice. Look at me guy Old, gray and not as thin as I should be but damn I have a hot girl must be all my money NOPE laid off for 3 months now Big Dick? HAH Irish curse
All it is for me is that I like to talk and learn from every person I meet and I quit being quiet and shy

Wahine I am terribly sorry but I dont get it or is it a play on Ky's teeth joke?

Lifeisablast we all agree with Wahine no matter what it is she is a wise woman

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