I think I figured out why we all joined AFF  

dano6332 56M
363 posts
10/17/2005 5:04 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I think I figured out why we all joined AFF


Married couple Letter

TO MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you
365 times. The following is a list of why I did not
succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
1 time you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not
satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I was finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt youbecause I felt you
move

KEEP READING.......
TO M Y DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are
the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't come
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got it in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and some one kicked you in
the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was runny
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it
all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty
book
98 times you were too busy watching football,
baseball, etc. on T V

Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and
were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what
I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or
kneeling?
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I
was trying to breathe.

Just a little levity to start your day

digdug41 49M

10/17/2005 7:07 am

rofl good list

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


rm_deaminveni 50M
116 posts
10/17/2005 7:12 am

LMAO! Love it, keep up the good work.


brattygodess 39F
28 posts
10/17/2005 8:50 am

LOL TOO CUTE...


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

10/17/2005 9:09 am

LMAO, too funny!

Kisses,
Frisky

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leyndokona2 49F

10/17/2005 10:39 am

Good one!


five_speed 41M

10/17/2005 12:18 pm

LMFAO! Great laugh!


dano6332 56M

10/17/2005 1:36 pm

Oh wait until later lol I found an old one I always loved that is sure to ruffle a few folks.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/17/2005 4:22 pm

This is a copy/paster for sure. Thanks!
(see ya soon)

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


dano6332 56M

10/17/2005 6:24 pm

Wahine, So looking forward to it.


dano6332 56M

10/18/2005 8:55 am

Thanks Huny hang in there and ignore any nasty comments on your post I got your back

Candy, Hi sweetheart Glad your feeling better also LOL


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