THIS CAN'T BE REAL!!!!?????!!!!???  

rm_dandth 48M/38F
193 posts
8/13/2005 9:52 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

THIS CAN'T BE REAL!!!!?????!!!!???

We were propositioned yesterday, and all I can say is these folks are either full of nerve or playing a joke on us. They sent us a note (we'll protect their identity so as to not be accused of calling anyone out), that said they would like to meet us and to check out their profile, which was attached and read as follows:

WE ARE VERY SERIOUS ABOUT WANTING FRIENDS AND TA HAVE SEX PARTNERS, WE ARE SORRY, BUT WE DO NOT HAVE PICS... IF YOUR SERIOUS LIKE US, THEN WE HAVE TO MEET SOMEWHERE , OR JUST DONT BOTHER US....IM SORRY TA BE THIS WAY, BUT WE WILL NOT PICS SWAP, OR WEB CAM !!! WE ARE LOOKING FOR FRIENDS AND IF ALL LIKE SEX !!!! ONLY SERIOUS PEOPLE REPLY TO US !!!! (WIFE INFO..) 5FT 3-4 INCHES, SHOULDER LENTH BLOND HAIR, BLUE EYES, BIG BREAST N NIPPLES,HAD (4) CHILDREN, SO SHES 230ISH LBS EXTRA PADDING FER ALL THE MALE POUNDING.... LOVES ORAL SEX TA THE MAX!!! WANTS MEN ENDOWED N WHITE ONLY....LOVES CARRESING, LOTS OF FOREPLAY !!! ALSO BI-CURIOUS... SO LADIES CONTACT HER ALSO... SHE WANTS A FEMALE TO LEAD HER INTO THE WORLD OF EXTREME PLEASURE... (HUSBAND) 5FT 11INCHES BUZZED CUT BLOND HAIR AND VERY CUTE !!! I WIFE SURE KNOW THAT!!!. 200LBS N GREAT...LOVES TA MAKE PEOPLE OPEN UP N LAUGH... ENJOYS PLEASING FEMALES BUT HES ALSO BI-CURIOUS BUT CPLS, PLEASE, HES ALRIGHT AROUND STRAIGHT PEOPLE AS I AM...LOVES TO MAKE A WOMEN CLIMAX TA THE FULLEST HES INTO WHAT EVER YOU WANT HIM TO DO... NOT MANY ARE OUT THERE LIKE THAT... WELL ENOUGH OF HIM... MY TURN.... IM IN NEED OF A MAN THAT WILL PLEASE MY EVERY PART N EXPECT LONG, LONG ORAL SEX GIVING AS RECEIVING BEFORE PENATRATION... AS TO PENATRATION, NEED ENDOWED TA LARGE AVERAGE MEN THAT CAN POUND HARD N DEEP TA PLEASURE ME WITH LARGE GUSHING ORGASMS !!!! LADYS, IM CURIOUS, BUT YOU WILL NEED TA SHOW ME THE WAY !!!! I ALSO AM COOL AROUND STRAIGHT PEOPLE ALSO... PLEASE, SERIOUS PEOPLE APPLY ONLY !!!!! ALSO, WE ARE VERY BIG N RACING !!!! WANT PEOPLE TA BE SEX N RACE PARTNERS ALSO A MAJOR BONUS..... IF YOU ASK FER A PIC, WE WILL FORGET U ... WE MUST CHAT N MEET ONLY... OR YOU CAN FORGET US !!! WE ARE NOT GOING TO PLAY GAMES HERE... WE SERIOUSLY WANT TA HAVE FUN AND EXPLORE LIFE...

To which we responded:
"Thanks, but we don't meet people who won't at least email us a picture. It's not about being shallow, but about avoiding posers. As for serious, we have a blog that tells of our exploits and testamonials that speak to our past. If you guys were serious, you would at least send a picture with your email, especially since you're most likely browsing photos on this site. It's only fair and we only play with folks who play fair."

They then responded with:
"thank you for responce,and yalls honesty!! we are new in this site and payed full gold membership, but site wants more money to upload our pics, as we paied already for best use by being gold members we will not pay any more to them. so we cant have pics due to them... we are sorry, pluss, we are new on putters, dont know much how to use them... but if yall change ur minds n wana talk to get ta know us and latter care to meet then look us up. again thank you"

Now, how ironic is it that they thanked us for their honesty and yet told a little fib in their thank you??????? We all know that even free members can upload pics, not to mention attaching a picture to an email or sending one to a yahoo/hotmail address is pretty damn free too!!!!! Folks, we've been out with some ugly people, and we saw their picture first before we went out, so it's not about vanity, we just want to see who we're talking too. If you're a hairless male dwarf hooked up with a sasquatch looking 7 foot tall she/male, we're still game for lunch and to make friends. But no photo and we won't even know who we're meeting when we get to Burger King in the first the place. (By the way, carni-folks from South Georgia, we may meet you for lunch, but it doesn't gaurantee we strip and bump uglies)......


rm_dandth 48M/38F
173 posts
9/26/2005 6:09 am

This blog was hidden from public view by the powers that be for a LONG time! Don't know why?


minnie21972 49M/45F

12/12/2007 7:53 am

That is the funniest thing I have read in a while... I'm glad you mentioned it the other night, and sad I forgot to look it up until now... See ya soon


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