Summer Fat and Aerobics  

rm_dandth 48M/38F
193 posts
9/20/2005 6:17 am

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Summer Fat and Aerobics

The wife and I decided we were getting a little more round in the gut than we should be after a summer of traveling and eating accross the USA. So we used our mail-order DVD rental account to get some exercise flicks to help us with a new routine. We were a little put off by the current selection out there. It seems that exercise gurus are still vitcims of FAD management as almost everything new was somehow related to Yoga and Pilates. Very little in the way of cardio-bust-your-ass-cular stuff out there. We ended up with a certain celebs Fit to Strip video and some Gilad from the late 80's. Turns out the old 80's style aerobic video still gets the burn in and still gets the sweat out, so I guess if it's not broke, we won't fix it. It would be nice to have some new material out there though. The Fit to Strip video was certainly novel, but honestly isn't a very good work out (more of a workout than I get sitting in my chair pretending to work though).

The exercise has made some changes already. Prior to spending 45 minutes kicking our feet at a group of island dwelling clowns dressed like a Duran Duran video cast, the wife used to need 45 minutes to an hour and a half of "relations" to aquire a restful semi-coma state each night. When I was a younger man in this relationship, I could supply the "relations" like costco. But in my older age, it's more like the corner CVS, I got a little of everything, but it's selection over quantity now days. Now though, the aerobics seem to have helped with this, because I climbed into bed last night and offered my freshly showered tubby butt up for the taking and all I got was a muffled "love you" through a yawn as she rolled over and passed out. I couldn't believe it, 10pm and we were going to sleep! I mean, I would never turn down sex (I do still have that Y chromosone thing going), but a whole 8 hours before the kids had to get up, I was getting to go to sleep!

I don't want a repeat tonight though, so I'm going to suggest sex first, even if Miss Electra is allowed to watch from the big screen, then additional exercise.

rm_dandth 48M/38F
173 posts
9/26/2005 5:59 am

I guess this one didn't go over too well? Was it the yawning hippo?

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/26/2005 9:57 pm

LOL! Aging brings changes as you are well aware!

Yes, it was the hippo fer sure

rm_koocnachtiek 60M
376 posts
9/26/2005 10:01 pm

HA! You ought to know keithcantsee! Or should I call you keithcanthear?

Is this just another trick by keithcancook
to get his text on television?

rm_dandth 48M/38F
173 posts
9/27/2005 1:50 pm

you guys!!!! lol

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