Oral Reports  

rm_dandth 48M/38F
193 posts
4/26/2005 1:00 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Oral Reports

So we're sitting around talking with our ex-girlfriend last night (who has recently entered into a "real" relationship ) and she starts to tell us about the sex with her new beau-hunk. Now for some small background, when we first met this guy, Tif wanted him as bad as your dog wants a new visitor's shin (and practically walked away humping the air each time he hugged her goodbye). For some logistic reasons (he was going through a divorce) we never considered him a real "potential" for our purposes, so he was a fantasy unrealized (which was kinda ok with me giving the wife's necessity to forget basic English when he walked in the room). As his divorce neared, we introduced him to our girlfriend and knowingly encouraged them to date. So here we are, and Tif is about to get all the juicy details about this guy and his wonder-tube of bedroom joy (I was thinking she would at least be so aroused after hearing it I would get laid as a consolation to hearing how much better this guys is than my field-mouse hung self). She starts out going for my jugular by saying REAL excitedly, "We did it 6 times the first night!" "He wouldn't let me sleep!". (Great! I'm thinking, it's going to be good as Tif dreamed it would). "He did it this way, he did it that way, he put my leg over here, my leg over there, ..... (I'm sure he brought out 2 carnnies and a Keystone cop brigade to finish her off). But then the excitement went away and she says, "After all that, I still only got MAYBE 3 minutes of head from the guy!" (What!!! Disappointment????!!!!! YES!) "No", I said, "Surely it was just so good you lost track of time". She says, "It was so bad I was watching the clock". (Man, I'm finding religion here all the sudden). Just to make sure Tif hears this again, I say "He was bad? How Bad?" She of course answers my prayers and says he sucked and she didn't mean he actually sucked on anything. Tif ask again just to verify, "Six times, and only gave you head for 3 minutes?" Her fantasy now ruined, she decides to see what it takes to get our girlfriend back, and as you might expect, a little head is all you need to make everything right again.

You know what they say: Never Be Afraid To Share Your Dreams With The World Because There's Nothing The World Loves More Than The Taste Of Really Sweet Dreams!


newforyou29 42M/40F

4/26/2005 2:31 pm

You guy's are too much,lol,Were glad it worked out for ya. Hey tif Im damn sure I can beat the 3 min minimum, how bout a trial run? Ltr S. D,you can make my sweet dreams come true anytime. M


rm_dandth 48M/38F
173 posts
4/26/2005 2:59 pm

As much as I can't turn away from gawking at a train wreck, I hated to see this end this way for the ex-girlfriend and the nearly newly single guy. What's the world coming to when a chick can't get her clit flicked in exchange for 6 rounds of poke-her?


mi_mwpm 51M

4/27/2005 7:15 pm

Sounds like he thinks that since he gets so much enjoyment from his dick that she must too. Oral is an acquired taste.... that I acquire as often as possible.


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