Bush is My Shepherd  

dandelion60540 106F
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4/14/2006 9:05 pm

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5/5/2006 9:51 pm

Bush is My Shepherd

George Bush is my Shepherd, I shall not want.
He leadeth me beside still factories.
He restores my faith in the Democratic Party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the breadline,
I shall not go hungry.

Bush has anointed my income with taxes.
My expenses runneth over my income.
Surely poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life.
The Republicans and I will live in a rented house forever.
But I am glad I am an American, I am glad I am free.
But I wish I was a dog and George Bush a tree.

Five thousand years ago Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, mount your ass or camel and I will lead you to the promised land."

Five thousand years later Truman said, "Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass, this IS the promised land."

Now if you don't watch out, Bush is going to take away your shovel, kick your ass and sell your promised land.


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