A picture is worth a thousand words...  

dancingmao 44F
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11/10/2005 2:25 am

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8/16/2006 12:12 pm

A picture is worth a thousand words...

...oh, my. If I were to be honest, (the only way I can be), I would be struck silent by some of the photos presented to me. Not the ones in my friends' network. I choose to look at those.
Because mum taught me to say nothing if I didn't have anything nice to say. Some of the more mean things to pass through my twisted little mind:

"That's just disturbing."
"Thanks for the warning."
"Wow, that's tiny."
"That won't fit even with a gallon of lube."
"Um, I already flossed."-"I'll end up with a hairball."
(ass shot) "Is that a hint?" -"Where's my strap-on?"
"You looked so good in miniature..."

I've got to stop now. Karma is going to bite me in the ass for this, I know it. I had to ask the question: "WHY?!?" Why send unsolicted nudes that prove why I never became a gynocologist or Urologist?
Just know that I adore my friends and am glad you share YOUR pics with me. Eventually I'll have some to post here as well. As for those that send me unsolicited genitalia, Karma will get you too!

robiewest 44M

11/15/2005 6:24 pm

Dude, you are freakin hilarious...! "I already flossed/ hairball..." I didn't expect that as I laughed I spit all over my computer.. ( im not a spitter) honest ?*

rm_emerson43 48M

3/15/2006 4:26 pm

Very Awesome.....Don't worry, its funny enough for Karma to give you a "Get out of Jail Free" card for this one!.

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