Bad Sex: Two words that definitely don't belong together!!  

daisy_lincoln 46F
3002 posts
4/23/2006 6:09 am

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5/11/2006 2:25 am

Bad Sex: Two words that definitely don't belong together!!

I know, I know -- bite my tongue!! But, with great sorrow and disbelief, I now realize it does exist!! I mean, we all know there are different categories of sex. There's good sex, great sex, and oh-my-f**king-god sex that just knocks your socks off and leaves you feeling like you want to skip and hum a happy tune for days after. But who knew there was actually bad sex -- almost bad enough where you wish you had opted to stay at home and rearrange your sock drawer afterward?

When was the last time you had bad sex? What do you attribute it to (not anything you did, of course -- LO!! Was it just lack of chemistry, bad timing, a selfish partner, a sudden allergic reaction to spermicidal condoms, or a tragic combination of all of the above? And what do you really say to the other person after something like that happens: "So, how about those Raiders?" LOL!! Uggh, kind of akward moment if I've ever experienced one!!

sillyperv 54M

4/23/2006 8:04 am

I've had bad sex when the relationship was near an end. You both come but it doesn't feel the same and you look at each other afterwards and then silently turn to opposite sides and go to sleep.

rm_69sensualman 70M
11 posts
4/23/2006 9:41 am

Had a relationship with one person that was not into sex as much as I.And enjoying the sensual pleasures that can be enjoyed and shared.She was into other aspects of a relationship without much of a sexual side.She was great in most ways,but could not get into enjoying sex.So as can see that relationship did not last long.As we all here know sex is an emportant part of any good relationship.I had the idea she had a bad sexual exspearence at some time in her early years.And could not get her to openup about things.So as I said our relationship did not last long.Stayed friends,but nothing els.

JudeL5 46M
1535 posts
4/23/2006 12:10 pm

Bad memories I would rather leave behind... but definitely at the end of my relationship... NO SEX was better than sex with her!!

kerrydelicious 50F
7 posts
4/23/2006 3:05 pm

bad sex - when the guy you are with has eaten some really honking food and then cums in your mouth and yuuuukkk!!!!! If you're gonna go for the oral sex guys then eat lots of candy ha ha. Oh, and when a guy farts in your face when you are losing your mind and soul in a great 69 - kills it every time xxxxx

luv2bnaked4u2 54M

4/23/2006 3:10 pm

All I can say is don't be afraid to jump back in the saddle.... And if you need a horse to ride just let me know.......

rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
4/24/2006 12:45 am

For me, sex with the ex-wife became bad at the point she was willing to accomodate me, but wasn't enjoying it anymore. I'd always feel bad afterwards, so I stopped trying to initiate. We went three years without doing anything after that, and by the time she initiated again, I was already gone (emotionally) and turned her down.

jmperry 38M

4/24/2006 2:28 pm

I was dating this girl, she had only been with women for the previous 7 years, and after some hot and heavy for play she wanted to have sex, sounds great right? She tried to have sex w/ me as if I didn't have any balls, kept on grinding down and on them. Painfully bad. That is bad sex.

vengeur 40M
836 posts
4/25/2006 4:45 am

The last time I had bad sex was when the girl apparently had a mouth that was on the smaller side. She tried to give me oral in a very rapid fashion, but all that this achieved was to give me the not-so-pleasant sensation of feeling her teeth scrape along the length of my cockshaft. I had to eventually tell her to slow down and take a break on the 100 MPH action she was doing on me.

fmisvme 46M/36F

4/26/2006 2:02 pm

What a great topic!!! Wow, farting in your face while in 69...that's one of the funniest, most disgusting things I've ever heard (it took me several minutes to stop laughing)...Sorry kerryd that sucks...
I always thought sex was kind of like pizza...even when it's bad, it's pretty good!!!
Have a great day, everyone...especially you kerryd

Rock Chalk Jayhawk!

rm_LAHardBodyBi 50M

5/1/2006 10:42 pm

Where do I even start? I know, with the conversation in my head later that night and all the next day.

With: "Wait a minute, your body is all cut and defined in your pics. You're not exactly out of shape but you aren't all you're advertised to be, either." Or maybe how 'bout: "You didn't come here straight from work, did you? Didn't you want to, I don't know, take a shower first?" Or perhaps I could go right to: "Didn't you read my email about smooth bodies and shaved pubes? Wait a minute. I know you read that email because you wrote back to say you liked it that way, too." I mean, stubble on the chin is abrasive enough. Stubble on the chest is a major turn-off. And I specifically said that hairy balls were a deal-breaker. Then there's your tempo. From parked to dog-in-heat in 3.4 seconds. Please don't treat my face like the palm of your hand. Do you think that's sexy? And on top of all that, in spite of our having talked about it in advance, you didn't a bring a condom? "Are you joking?"

At least I managed to escape before he made a mess of my bedclothes.

What a sobering experience! It's enough to make me question not just the possibility of meeting someone worthwhile on this site but even the very point of my trying to do so!

rm_amador92563 38M
12 posts
5/2/2006 6:59 pm

shit with ur looks theres no such thing as bad sex , or u can prove wrong if u want

redmustang91 57M  
8571 posts
5/4/2006 8:59 am

Unfeeling, unwashed, uninterested, untrimmed, unattractive. All the uns are bad... except for uninhibited.

danteszippo 52M
3873 posts
5/5/2006 4:02 pm

bad sex...luckily not that often. I slept with a couple very attractive women who prior to getting in bed, laid the sexy act on really thick, then "just laid there" while I fucked them. Nothing worse. I got the impression they thought they were so hot that just sliding inside them would be enough for a guy to get off on. (of course, I did get my rocks off, haha but for god sakes even faking it would have made it better!!)and on a plus note, at least they looked sexy while they layed there under me naked...

Exceller22 55M
119 posts
5/5/2006 9:58 pm

This really happened--I was in deep penetration with her, I was on top pumping away like there was no tomorrow, when she let out a loud fart. I didn't know if I was being insulted or complimented. But it definately killed my erection.

Buckman1954 62M

5/6/2006 6:42 pm

I had almost eight years of bad sex in a marriage that was unhappy the whole time. It was so much the outcome of how everything else was wrong. She didn't like sex and I didn't know what I was doing. We didn't communicate well or accept each other for who the other was. The result was her just lying back "thinking of England," and me tolerating the intimacy so I could go use porn and fatasize about how the rest of the world was able to get something I couldn't. It was miserable.

It wasn't until I was single again that I started to have good sex, the kind that smouldered then burst into flame once we were alone. We talked, we talked dirty, we talked fantasy, and sometimes didn't need to talk at all, just screw and screw until we were drenched in sweat and the sun was coming up.

Yeah there's a difference.

rm_lupie1 68M
4 posts
5/11/2006 3:00 pm

Bad sex tell me about it. 15 years of staying together for the sake of the kids. She was the lay back and think of England where as I was the what is the kinkiest things we can do sort of guy


6/1/2006 12:21 am

Doesn't exist. The worst sex I ever had was GREAT!

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