Some penis jokes....to tickle your fancy!  

daighi 49M
1627 posts
6/19/2005 3:33 pm

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Some penis jokes....to tickle your fancy!

Hi there fellow bloggers,Here are some jokes that might just make you smile.They are not meant to offend,they are just for fun!

D. X

1. ON hearing her husband trying to give a sex talk to her son,a mother decides that she does'nt like what she hears dad telling him.

So she decides to tell her Hubby of the three stages of willie in his life so far....

"In your 20's your willie was like an oak tree.All Mighty,& rock hard".

"In your 30's & 40's it was like a birch tree.Flexible,yet realiable".

"When you reached your 50's it became more like a Christmas tree".

On hearing this,the hubby asked with a curious look on his face..."A Christmas tree"?

The mother replied.."Yes,A Christmas tree,dead form the root up,& the balls are just for decoration!"...lol

2. A penis poem......

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out,

What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout,

Time was,when on it's own accord,
from my trousers it would spring,

But now i have a full time job,
trying to find the blasted thing,

It used to be embarrassing,
the way it would behave,

Cause every single morning,
It would stand & watch me shave,

Now,as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues,

To see it hang it's little head,
& watch me tie my shoes.

3. The 5 stages of "SEX".....

1.Smurf sex...When you first meet,& you fuck till your "blue" in the face!

2.Kitchen sex...When your together for a while,& you will fuck in just about anywhere in the house.

3.Bedroom sex...When sex becomes a routine,& you only fuck in bed every once in a while.

4.Hallway sex...When you pass your partner in the hallway,& you both say "Fuck you"!

5.Courtroom sex...When your partner takes you to court,& screws you in front of everyone!

4. Sorry that i hav'nt been in touch lately.I've been rushed into hospital to have a dangerous "MOLE" removed from my penis.

That's the last time that i'll be fucking one of those!..lol

5. Hubby to wife..."Hey honey,let me take a picture of your tits? That way,i can look at them when i want?"

Wife to hubby..."I will,if you let me take a picture of your cock.That way, I can get it enlarged"!

6. 80% of women in a survey are deciding NOT to marry.Most are of the opinion that
for the sake of having just 200g of sausage,it's NOT worth buying the whole fucking PIG!

Thats it for the moment,i'll post some more as i get them!

Take care,& have a nice day!

D. X



"Always remember...keep smiling!"

Hugs,

D. XX


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/27/2005 10:49 am

cracked me up...thanks for the laugh...


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