Mom & her Three Virgin Daughters....  

daighi 49M
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9/9/2005 2:02 am

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7/13/2009 2:23 pm

Mom & her Three Virgin Daughters....


A loving mom had Three beautiful Daughters,all getting married within days of each other,& all going on honeymoon at the same time.

Worried that her daughters would be satisfied sexually,she asked each of them to send her a postcard telling her that "all is ok" with their sex lives.

Daughter #1 went to Hawaii for her honeymoon.Two days later mom recieved a postcard as promised.On reading it she saw only the words.."Nescafe..read label!"written on it.Curious,mom went to the kitchen & looked at the Nescafe jar label to se what was written.The slogan said.."Good until the very last drop!"Mom gave a sigh & was pleased for her Daughter.

Daughter #2 went to Vermont for her Honeymoon.Three days later mom got her postcard.
Written on it were the words.."Rothmans..read label!"Confused,but curious,mom looked at her packet of cigarrettes & read the label.The slogan read.."Extra Long,King Size!!"Although blushing,mom sighed & was pleased for her second Daughter.

Two weeks went by,then another,& still mom had'nt recieved a postcard from Daughter #3,who had gone to Cape Town for her honeymoon.Growing anxious,mom began to think the worst had happened.
The next day a postcard finally arrived from Daughter #3.On it she had written.."South African Airways..read brochure on coffee table!"

Again confused,but curious,mom picked up the brochure,& flicked through to the SAA section of the book.On reading the slogan,she fainted.

The slogan read...

"SOUTH AFRICAN AIRLINES.....10 TIMES A DAY......
...7 DAYS A WEEK.......BOTH WAYS!!!"

No wonder she fainted!!...lol

D. XXX


"Always remember...keep smiling!"

Hugs,

D. XX


M1KE121 31M

9/13/2005 4:02 pm

HEY THAT ANECDOTE WAS AS FUNNY AS FUCK MAN KEEP ON BLOGGIN M8


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