It's LONG...but OH SO good!!....Part #2  

daighi 49M
1627 posts
7/25/2006 6:03 am

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It's LONG...but OH SO good!!....Part #2

Hi,as promised,here's part two of an email i recieved,that i thought was cool.Imagine your a client writing to Technical Support,about your computer programme,it makes much more sense then..lol

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago,I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking mates 4.2,which i had used for years,without any trouble at all.

However,there are apparently conflicts betwen these two products and the only solution was to try run Girlfriend 1.0,with the sound turned off!

To make matters worse,Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications,such as,Lads Night Out 3.1,Football 4.5,& Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of Girlfriend program,proved no better!


I tried a software/shareware program,Slapper 2.1,but it had many bugs,& left a virus in my system,forcing me to shutdown completely for several weeks.

Eventually,I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 & Girlfriend 1.0,at the same time,only to discover that when these two systems detected each other,they both caused serious & severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiance 1.0,only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded
further to Wife 1.0.While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all of my available resources,it does come with some great extras bundled in,namely Freesexplus,& Cleanhouse2006.


Shortly after this upgrade however,I found that Wife 1.0,could be very unstable & costly to run.Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory banks,& could not be deleted.

They then resurfaced months later,when i had forgotten about them.Wife 1.0 also has an Automatic Diary,Explorer,& email filter,& can,without warning,launch programs TurboStrop 2.5,& Muti-whinge 3.2.These latter products,have no help files,& i have to try to guess what the problems are.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs upgrading regularly,requiring additional supplements,such as ShoeBrowser 1.5,for new attachments,& Hairstyle Express 3.0 which needs to re-installed,every ohter week.They have me driven demented.Also,when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive,it often crashes,& costs a fortune to fix.


Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up facility,called Mother-in Law 1.0,which can't be turned off

Recently,I've been tempted to install Mistress 2006,but there could be problems with that too.A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wifer 1.0 detects Mistress 2006,then it tends to delete all your money,before un-installing itself,& leaving my software in ruins.

Your help would be very much appreciated!

Cheer's

Jim.

Dear Jim,

Thank you for your email outlining your problems with your newly installed Wife 1.0 program.

CAUTION:Whatever you do,Do Not Install Mother-in -law 1.0.This is not a supported application & will cause Husband 1.0 to crash,with the aid of Wife 1.0.

In summary,Husband 1.0 is a great program,but it does have limited memory capacity,& cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software,to improve it's memory & performance.I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0,& Lingerie 7.7,for best effect,& improved stability.

Good luck,

Technical Support.


I have to say well done to whomever thought this up,it's fun!

Hugs,

D. XXX


"Always remember...keep smiling!"

Hugs,

D. XX


daighi 49M
1449 posts
7/26/2006 3:54 pm

This one seems to have flown over everyones head again.I thought it was quite ingenious of the guy who thought this up,using Computer analogies.It's very clever i think!

Sorry if you did'nt like it.

Hugs,

D. XX

"Always remember...keep smiling!"

Hugs,

D. XX


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