For fun!!.......A Bohemian "Indian" Rhapsody......  

daighi 49M
1627 posts
12/3/2005 7:28 am

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For fun!!.......A Bohemian "Indian" Rhapsody......

Hi there,thanks for dropping in.Heres an idea for a bit of fun at those christmas parties that may be coming up soon.

Why don't you learn this song,& impress your work colleagues with it on the night.It will at least give them a laugh,as it did me when i got it!

Print it out if you can,& learn it.Sing it to the air of the original"Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody",ok?

Now sing along everybody!!..have fun!

Indian Rhapsody

Naan,just killed a man,
poppadom against his head,
had lime pickle,now he's dead.
Naan,dinner's just begun,
but now i'm gonna throw it all away.

Naan,oooh,oooh ooh ooooooh,
did'nt mean to make you cry,
if i'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow,curry on,curry on,
cos nothing really Madras to me!

Too late,my dinner's gone,
sends shivers down my spine,
my bottoms aching all the time.

Goodbye onion bhaji,i've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind,& use the loo again,

Naan,ooh,ooh ooh ooooh,
this Korma is so mild,i sometimes wish i'd never come here all,
Curry on,curry on!

Guitar solo........

I see a little chicken tikka on the side,
Rogan Josh,Rogan Josh,pass the chutney made of Mango,
Vindaloo does nicely-VERY VERY spicy MEAT!!

Byriani & a Naan

A Vindaloo loo ooo ooo....

I've eaten Balti,somebody help me,
He's eaten Balti,get him to the lavatory,
stand you well back,'cause this loo is quarantined.

Here it comes,
there it goes,
Technicolor yawn
I chunder NO!
it comes up again
(There he goes)
I chunder,it's coming back again,
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(Up again)
Here it comes again,

No no,no,no,no,no,NO...

On my knees,I'm on my knees,
(He's on his knees,oh,there he goes again,there he goes again)
This Vindaloo is about to wreck my guts,
Poor Meeee...Poor Meee...Poor Meeeeeee......

Guitar solo......

So you think you can chunder & then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry & drink beer all night?
Ooooh Maybe,but now you'll puke like a baby,
Just had to come out
Just had to come right of me in here...

Guitar solo
Slow bit....

Korma or Dupizza
Bhaji,Naan or Saag,
Nothing makes a difference,

Nothing makes a difference,

To Meeee.....

(Any way the wind blows)......Kshshshshsh..!

Have fun!!


"Always remember...keep smiling!"



rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/3/2005 12:27 pm

Every thing makes a meeee {=}

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/5/2005 5:54 am

were did you find this lol
silky xxxxxxxxxxx

daighi 49M
1449 posts
12/5/2005 10:52 am

I got it in an email from a good friend of mine.She sends me little anecdotes every now & then.I have a few more which i will post later.

Did you see [helga_hansen]'s blog?It's called [Min Hjerte... My Heart].Theres an entry called "Karaoke for the ladies".Theres a BRILLIANT rendition of Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive".

I nearly pissed myself's SO cool...!!

I hope that i've done these links properly,you should enjoy it.I hope you do.Tell me what you think?


"Always remember...keep smiling!"



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