Builders chat...just for laughs!  

daighi 49M
1627 posts
7/24/2006 4:16 pm

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Builders chat...just for laughs!

One morning,while working hard on a biulding site,
Tyrone asked his work buddy Fred."Man,why you always so damn happy when you come to work everyday?"

Fred replied,"Thats because I make love to my wife
every morning,before i come to work."

Amazed,Tyrone asked him,"How do you get your wife to make love with you every morning?"

"That's easy!",replied Fred."I just tell her this little poem that i made up,whisper it in her ear,&
she loves it!"It goes like this..."Blonde hair,blonde hair,eyes SO blue...I love waking up,& making love with you!"

Tyrone was again amazed saying, "Man,you white guys are so damn sentimental"..but decided to give it a try for himself.So he spent the rest of the day thinking up of a poem for his wife.

The next day,Tyrone showed up to work,
but he was in such a state,beat up to hell! Bruised eyes,broken nose,fat lip,the works..!

Shocked,Fred asked,"man what happened to you?"

Tyrone said,"I don't know,man.I went home & tried your idea thats's all.I made up a poem for my wife
then recited it in her ear this morning,hoping for some early morning sex".

Fred then asked,"Well,what poem did you tell her?"

Tyrone replied,reciting it word for word..."Nappy head,Nappy head,eyes like a frog...If i could roll yo fat ass over,I'd hump you like a dog!"

What a charmer!!!



"Always remember...keep smiling!"



countryheart_71 45F
8082 posts
7/24/2006 5:19 pm

( runs quickly to the bathroom before she peas her pants! )


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