You Reall Need To Chill: Part 5 of the Kenny Chronicles  

cuteNEway 41F
1774 posts
8/31/2006 11:44 am

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You Reall Need To Chill: Part 5 of the Kenny Chronicles

I know I know this is getting long and drawn out! This is why I chose to write it in parts. I promise only two more parts after this one.

OK babies here's the deal. I am a highly sexual woman. Most of the time I am terribly horny and ready to go when I feel that attraction. I was attracted that way to Kenny.

When I am with a man I am the type that wants to have sex with him AAAALLL the time. Any private moment, a grope. Anytime we're alone, I will start teasing and groping and making him want to take me right then!

One day we were home. A weekend I think. We were both on the couch. He was reading and I was watching TV. I, of course, was feeling frisky. So I leaned in on him. I started kissing him. Eventually I ended up straddled on his lap. I kept kissing him and I took his hands and put them where I wanted to be touched.

I felt a little resistance from him but thought nothing of it at the time. I figured he was just letting me take control. I removed my blouse and unhooked my bra. My kisses got deeper and more passionate.

Now I ask my male readers: What would YOU do if your woman was straddling you bare breasted and incredibly wanton, kissing you deep and hard, showing you how much she wants you?

Yeah I thought so.

Not Kenny. Oh no. Our dear friend Kenny put his hands on my shoulders and gently pulled me away from him, looked into my eyes and said, "Baby, you really need to calm down." I just looked at him. Stunned. Unable to find words to express everything that I was feeling. Unsexy, unwanted, ugly.

These are not good things to feel when you are straddling a man, half undressed and fully aroused. I couldn't believe it! I kept thinking that most men complain about their girlfriends not giving them enough sex. How they wish their girls were as sexually available as I.

So I took my blouse and covered my chest. I kept my eyes lowered as I dismounted. He asked if I was OK. I replied, "I'm fine," in that tone all men know so well. You know the one I'm talking about. The one where her voice changes and goes up about 3 decibels higher than normal? Yeah, that one.

I put my blouse back on. Sat back on the couch, grabbed the remote and started changing the channels. I found a channel that was showing Law & Order and left it there. He hates that show.

After that incident I never initiated sex with him again. Oh yeah this incident happend about 9 months into our relationship. We were together roughly 3 years. So I never initated sex and when he did I wasn't feeling it anymore. Half the time I had to think of other men in order to orgasm. How sad is THAT?

A couple of months later, dim bulb that he is, Kenny notices and says, "Baby why don't you ever approach me anymore?" OMGWTF??? I reminded him, "YOU were the one that asked me to calm down. Remember?" To which he replies, "I'm so sorry! I want you to be the way you were before."

Can you say Brass Balls boys and girls?

I turned to him. I looked him in the eyes and I said, "Baby, I just don't want you like that anymore."


velvetgrrrl 39F

8/31/2006 11:51 am

You know what good for you. My ex of eight years had a similar thing.It seemed that in the beginning we were all over each other and then it mellowed out a bit with time as most relatiosnhips do but I was a horny lil princess and I eneded it a lot. It didn't help that I normally don't cum from sex but to continue..... After a bit he felt all I wanted him for was sex.

I had to laugh at this.

How many men have heard this from their women? Anyhow I was shocked, stunned and after that we just quit having sex. Fortunately by the time this had happened we were nearing year 7-8 of our relationship and it was coming quickly to the end of the road

Girlfriend apparently we have much in common!

`Velvet
Hell is when u should have walked away, but u didn't.


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

8/31/2006 1:03 pm

Three yrs of this shit..??...OMFG...I will shut the fuck up now as we all do shit and later think WTF..??...Ready

Ready


cuteNEway 41F

8/31/2006 1:37 pm

velvet...I can understand sex dwindling somewhat after a few years but in the first 9 months? Thats just absurd!

ready...Don't shut up girl! I want to know what you have to say sweetie!


shockproof1956 60F

8/31/2006 3:29 pm

Cute - I've been reading your Kenny Chronicles with interest, and I keep waiting for the chapter where you talk about the good things. Surely there must have been SOMETHING that kept you going back for more. Did he at least clean the litter box, vacuum, or do the dishes once in a while? Was he an heir to the Hilton fortune? Did he make you laugh? Surely there was something.


NickRules999 39M
9464 posts
8/31/2006 4:03 pm

Holy crap! I'd kill to have a woman straddle me like that. That guy was on crack!

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


cuteNEway 41F

8/31/2006 4:09 pm

foto...gets worse and worse now doesn't it?

nicky...my point exactly!!


haversack_smith 40M
6192 posts
8/31/2006 4:16 pm

This sounds like another illustration of one of my favourite hobby-horses: the overriding importance of communication in a relationship. If something like that happens I really believe you have to discuss it there and then. If two people can't share their feelings freely then they probably shouldn't be in a relationship together.

But he took two months to even notice the difference????!? That says a lot right there. Judging from this and the other parts of this story, Kenny had shedloads of personality problems.


cuteNEway 41F

8/31/2006 4:42 pm

smithy...and that my dear is why he is an EX!

diggin...welcome to my world!! Wait til I get til the end of the story! The next post will be me rippin him. The last post tells the story of how it all ended. Stay tuned!


cuteNEway 41F

8/31/2006 7:02 pm

AH no apologies diggin! I'm writing these as a purge and Im trying to make them funny...in a dark Death to Smoochy way


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
8/31/2006 10:16 pm

You know, this is a common complaint. Men stand around screaming they want to find a woman who wants sex all the time. However, when they do find one, they don't know what to do with her and start telling her to calm down, to get a grip, to stop being so horny. Then they complain that she wants too much sex. I wouldn't have made it a year with this guy. You must have had the patience of a saint.


GnarlDesexCrick 41M
18 posts
8/31/2006 10:22 pm

hello cuteNEway. all i can say is f@#k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a asshole. i dream of finding a women who wants it and needs it as much as me. also i have a policy i practice, if you go down on me you better expect the same in return and i wont stop until your completely satisfied. i love giving a woman a orgasim by going down on her. did i spell orgasim wrong im a idiot. and cute if my ex ever jumped up on me unexpectedly like you did to dumbass she might actually be my wife now but she didnt. f@#k!!! im still shocked at what a dipshit this guy was. i mean come on you throw yourself at this guy and he has the stones to say something like that. i think all the guys who read this will agree he NEEDS to be thrown out of the guys club. maybe hes a closet homosexual. well i guess ill end my rant and say thank god you got rid of this dumbass. oh and how do you feel about movin to buffalo so we could get lost in each other for days. jk. maybe


cuteNEway 41F

8/31/2006 10:27 pm

shockproof...this damn site was hiding your comment! There were some good times but I stayed because my self esteem told me that I would never find anyone elst that would be with me. My self esteem was right. We broke up 6 years ago and still no one has wanted to be with me.

MissAnn...Just the self esteem of a slimebug.


danteszippo 52M
3896 posts
8/31/2006 11:26 pm

Here's an idea, have Kenny over and tell him you want him really bad, but that you want to "do it" outside, and you want to play out a fantasy with him. Tell him to undress and wait for you in your back yard, it can be night so he's not afraid of being seen. once he's naked, have him go outside.
Lock the door, call the police and report a peeping tom.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
8/31/2006 11:53 pm

I'm beginning to feel glad my name isn't Kenny right about now.


cuteNEway 41F

9/1/2006 5:17 am

pez...buffalo? BUFFALO? wait...whats the rent like out there. I need to move and rent is reTARded out here!

BadAngel...that IS what we vent here for! I'll be stopping by more often

Dantes...ya think he'll travel cross the country for that when he wouldnt even let me straddle him??

Atomic...your own name is beautiful

MzHuny...what IS it with them?? UGH


kitchenfun1234 44M
1797 posts
9/1/2006 11:17 am

Yep, as I said before, the guy sounds like a grade A loser.

Had you straddled my lap I think we'd have been occupied for a few hours. The mental image will keep me awake tonight I'm sure.....

Don't ever give up searching for the fun in life.


elmexicano_2k 46M

9/1/2006 5:54 pm

I'm speechless. Really.

Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.


cuteNEway 41F

9/1/2006 7:44 pm

mexicano..so was I.


cuteNEway 41F

9/1/2006 8:28 pm

kitchen...you cheeky thng you! making me blush here

spunky...I had no idea lol

mexicano...so was I


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