What's Your Favorite Limerick?  

cuteNEway 41F
1774 posts
5/21/2006 6:50 pm

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5/29/2006 3:13 pm

What's Your Favorite Limerick?

My favorite is one I heard uttered from Hugh Grants lips in Bridget Jones Diary. I am not a fan of chick flicks BUT this woman is so beyond fucked up that I just HAD to see it...and I enjoyed it...the sequel however wasn't too good...but i digress:

There once was a woman from Ealing,
Who had a particular feeling,
She laid on her back,
And opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling!

tee hee

Djeeper1987 47M

5/21/2006 7:38 pm

Thats too funny!!

Carpe Diem

NickRules999 39M
9462 posts
5/21/2006 7:42 pm

Here's one for you:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long, he could suck it
And with a grin
He wiped off his chin
If something came along, he would fuck it

Here's another I saw in a porta potty.

There once was a man from Bombay
Who molded a pussy out of clay
But the heat from his dick
Turned it into a brick
And stripped all his foreskin away

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
5/23/2006 11:15 pm

very, very...VERY nice. and the limerick isn't bad either.

rm_moonboy23 36M
893 posts
5/29/2006 10:12 am

I am not into these activities
But like your poem
...... so funny

But ceiling is a long way to go
Good on you if you really can .Strong PC muscle

Just a joke

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