Venti Double Cranky, Extra Foam Please!  

cuteNEway 41F
1774 posts
8/1/2006 1:14 pm

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8/4/2006 5:46 am

Venti Double Cranky, Extra Foam Please!

I am in a mood today...guess what time it is kids!

Yep that's right! It's P.M.S. Time! For those that don't follow my silly blog and for those that do and didn't pay attention()this is what happens to me the first week and a half of every month. In last month's rant I asked, "WHY AM I SO PISSED" and everyone was so nice to me that I only bit off 7 heads that week instead of the usual 16.

Thanks for your support!!

Anyway I'm in a cranky fuckin mood and this month I have no patience for ANY stupidity, not just male! My poor friend queen_deria2 has been sipping out of this Venti Double Cranky all day! Not because she's being stupid but because she is tolerating stupidity from others and being too damn nice! She finally tossed me a bottle of Pamprin and a bag of popcorn.

Popcorn is nice, (thank you Deria!!) but when I'm in Venti Double Cranky mode I need SUBSTANCE! My favorite P.M.S. foods are insane and could probably give a grown man a coronary if eaten on a regular basis.

Alternating a bite of Snicker's bar with Sour Cream and Cheddar Ruffles. This combination is heavenly and functions as a 2 hour chill pill.

Chocolate covered pretzels. Chocolate covered popcorn. Chocolate covered strawberries...hell anything chocolate covered! Except raisins. Who the HELL came up with THAT one

Last but not least, and this one may give you heartburn just from reading it, crinkle cut potatoes fried with an egg, sprinkled with Bacos and drizzled with ranch dressing. Why the dressing? Because, as I learned in Texas, everything tastes better with ranch!

What's your insane epicurean P.M.S. chill pill?



cuteNEway 41F

8/1/2006 3:06 pm

fotogod do you know what PMS is?


NickRules999 39M
9464 posts
8/1/2006 4:33 pm

Ranch dressing? Ugh!!

Not only is it in Texas, but Utah, as well. I know a couple of Mormons that swear that ranch dressing is a gift from god. I can't stand the stuff.

Hope you're feeling better.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


cuteNEway 41F

8/1/2006 7:06 pm

Nicky...I can say that this is the ONE time I'll agree with your Mormon friends. Ranch is the nectar of the gods! I'm just cranky cuz it's also mega hot...I'm fuckin melting here!


timberwolf6972 44M

8/2/2006 2:11 am

I don't get P.M.S. obviously but I've suffered from females that had it. I just fuck the shit out of them till they calm down or if all else fails just drug them till it's over with! {=}


cuteNEway 41F

8/2/2006 2:39 am

>>throwing shoe at spunky for being a smart-ass<<

timber...can I have both please??


free2chose2 66F

8/2/2006 5:00 am

PMS------------wait awhile CuteN and celebrate menopause lol

Don't worry, be Happy


kitchenfun1234 44M
1797 posts
8/2/2006 11:11 am

Hmmm my little sister does a wicked 4 layer chocolate cake. four layers of chocolate chip sponge cake,jam, real cream and chocolate sauce in between the layers. cherry jam with real black cherries. the whole thing is covered in a chocolate fudge icing that is mostly melted mars bars blended with icing sugar.
Oh yes and for extra effect the sponge layers are sometimes moistened with brandy.

Don't ever give up searching for the fun in life.


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
8/2/2006 12:17 pm

    Quoting kitchenfun1234:
    Hmmm my little sister does a wicked 4 layer chocolate cake. four layers of chocolate chip sponge cake,jam, real cream and chocolate sauce in between the layers. cherry jam with real black cherries. the whole thing is covered in a chocolate fudge icing that is mostly melted mars bars blended with icing sugar.
    Oh yes and for extra effect the sponge layers are sometimes moistened with brandy.
I think I'm in love with your sister.


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
8/2/2006 12:19 pm

*Backs away slowly from the crazy lady, throwing her chocolate covered Prozac, with a bottle of ranch on the side*


ErikSarcasm77 39M

8/2/2006 1:33 pm

What is this, a conspiracy? Every woman I know gets the Red Horror at the same time, the first week of the month! Now I gotta hide again, cuz I can't talk to any of you. I'm afraid of saying the Wrong Thing(tm), which is silly because EVERYTHING I say is the Wrong Thing(tm), and then somehow it all becomes my fault, like I was the guy on the design team at the time of creation saying "ooh, let's make them bleed for a week, and oh yeah make the week before reeeeeeally unpleasant."

And none of you know each other! How do you time your cycles together to make my life hell for a week and a half? Blast, that was probably the Wrong Thing(tm) there... now I gotta go find a crash helmet and crack open the bunker. See ya in a week. *seals door*

Erik


cuteNEway 41F

8/2/2006 1:51 pm

free...can't wait!

magic...nothing sexy about a man wankin, sorry.

kitchen...where does she live?

MissAnn...where did you get those?!? spill it woman or I'll...oooh look! Chocolate covered Erik...

Erik...my dear, click the link. PMS is not a woman's period...now read it before I dip you in chocolate and fry you!


mikeofborg 56M
39 posts
8/2/2006 1:58 pm

Sorry to hear you're suffering babe.

But fuck, you look incredibly sexy in that picture. I'm so jealous of that finger.


TheCliticals 35F/F

8/2/2006 4:26 pm

Dee and I are synchronised to within 24 hours of each other. We Brits are so punctual


cuteNEway 41F

8/2/2006 6:27 pm

mike...I wouldn't call it suffering. Hell I'm the on dispensing the wrathThanks for the compliment

Sandy...its amazing how nature works huh?


ososober1 41M
69 posts
8/3/2006 9:33 am

mmmmmmmmmmmm steak, mmm as homer would say


cuteNEway 41F

8/4/2006 5:46 am

magic...OH so you did mean puppets as in Sesame Street but adult themed? sorry bout that! Oh and thanks for the compliment!

Dys...I shoulda known you liked your steak rare!

sobe one...just make mine WELL DONE!! With A1 sauce


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