The Ugly Hot Guy  

cuteNEway 41F
1774 posts
7/2/2006 5:58 am

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10/19/2006 2:38 pm

The Ugly Hot Guy

[post 410469] says mzhunyhole and inspires a new post about who you would and wouldn't date. tee hee

Yeah we all know that guy. He walks into wherever you are. Flashes that smile. You can practically HEAR his theme song playing.

His eyes twinkle. He's got great hair you want to run your fingers through. A great smile on lips you want to nibble. His clothes look great no matter what style he wears. The shoulders. The ass. WHHOOOAAA this guy is HOT!

If you're out with friends you nudge them so that they can see this vision. If you're at work you email your close female coworkers. "OMG did you SEE that???" If you're at the gym your pulse races despite the fact that you involuntarily slowed down on the stairmaster.

Then it happens. He opens his mouth. And there it is. That attitude. He's talking so much yet he has nothing to say. He is either not smart and tries to talk like he is. Or he talks non-stop about himself and his clothes and his things and his car and how much better he, they and it are than anyone else's. He's only nice to people as physically fit and/or attractive as he is.

Yep. He's a total asshole. Suddenly this guy is NOT hot anymore. If you're out with friends you look at eachother, raise a brow, give him the once over and go back to your drinks thinking, "that's a DAMN shame" If you're at work you send another email but this time you include that one guy that you and the girls talk to about everything, "OMG what a JERK!" and you will invariably get back, "I told you..." from the male. At the gym you just think, "Ah Figures!" and you go back to your stairmaster.

This my friends makes a man ugly in my eyes. He can be the best looking man but once we realize he has no personality or he's a complete asshole, poof! Insta-dry

I know most women will agree with me but do men think the same way about women?

NickRules999 39M
9462 posts
7/2/2006 7:56 am

Some guys, even when a perfect 10 flashes a bad attitude, we can't help but wonder what it would be like to have sex with her.

Some guys are really dumb.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

7/2/2006 1:27 pm


Mr. Bambi here...

In all honesty, it depends on how horny we are. The more we want a piece of ass, the more forgiving we are in our assessment of her personality.

nightstalker172 36M
1258 posts
7/2/2006 2:35 pm

Im going to have to go with Nick on this one....With most men brains doesnt seem to fact the dumber a woman is the better...WHY? you ask...because if a woman is stupid she will be easier to manipulate into his almighty bedroom for a night of self satisfiing sex and then give her the boot in the morning...To further add haveing a hot bodied woman adds to sate ones ego around his peers...of course there are a few out there that find a woman with a lack of intellegence to be unattractive or a woman who is preoccupied with herself and her own posseions that anything else (Paris Hilton comes to mind for some reason )

As for my own personal opinion give me a woman of average looks but has personality, Intellegence, and a kind heart over blond bimbo with shit for brains who only has that body because of countless plasic surgeries and how no further use than to be asteticaly pleaseing....I want a woman that I find attractive not just phyiscally but mentally as well...and I really dont care what anyone else thinks I dont live by their opinions or rules...I live by my own...

cuteNEway 41F

7/2/2006 4:03 pm

Men are fuckin twisted! I now realize that a woman can be the Cunt of the Century and y'all would still want to "hit that" as long as she was a perfect 10. A woman like me could NEVER get away with being such a cunt...I roll my eyes at all you men!

tee hee bitch

rm_mmmgoodnova 105M/105F
1259 posts
7/2/2006 4:42 pm

Duct tape over the mouth works...or just stick your pussy in his mouth, that'll shut him up.

But yeah, I know what you mean.

TheCliticals 34F/F

7/2/2006 7:10 pm

I never leave the house without a gag in my purse.


rm_Cmajor52 64M

7/2/2006 8:28 pm

Beauty is only skin deep! However ugly goes down to the bone! Are you sure about the Ten?

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
7/3/2006 2:35 pm

Ah, but you know me. I adore these men. Yep. I adore mind fucking them even more. Mind fucking them so badly that they don't even realize they've been insulted until a half hour later. Then they get surly and try to hold their own and end up showing everyone in earshot what complete and flaming imbeciles they are.

And I wonder why I scare men.

cuteNEway 41F

7/3/2006 4:33 pm at the gym? that would be kinda gross comin offa the stairmaster
Sandy...what else do ya have in that purse of yours girl?!?
Cmajor...only they get away with everything. It sucks.
Dys...guys like that are like an expensive piece of art. Very pretty to look at but when you see the price its like "are you fuckin KIDDING?"
MZhuny...OMG that is TOO funny! I think I'll use that. Is that OK?
MissAnn...I've witnessed it and it is GRAND! braVA!

tee hee

Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
7/4/2006 10:11 pm

Man that Derek Zoolander gets around don't he?

Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!

rm_tlaw781 38M

7/7/2006 7:47 pm

Well can't speak for all guys here but I feel the same with women. The group can see the hottest most beautiful vixens in the world and then as they navigate the room you catch a piece of their conversation and they just became the nastiest ugliest things in the room.
It is sad that beauty can play such a role though. But to be completely honest I have to be physically attracted to someone to go further than friends. Sometimes I feel bad about that because I do meet some of the coolest females in the world, but I just can't find an attraction physically and friends we stay. That's doesn't mean I go for the hottest ass though. May be nice to look at but when I ask you a question about your life then I get a face looking like I just asked about nuclear physics and a response off "i don't know." Or something deeper and it's like prying water off a man in the desert it doesn't matter how hot you are because I could get no more a hard on with you than a monkey.
So i don't know if I answered your question or not but there you go!

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