So Sue Me I Have Writer's Block  

cuteNEway 41F
1774 posts
4/10/2006 3:42 pm

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5/9/2006 6:44 pm

So Sue Me I Have Writer's Block

The Metro Times in the Detroit, MI area runs a competition for the best Personal Ad, and gives a $15 gift certificate to a local music store as the prize. This one won in the latest issue.

I am black and a woman. With children being slaughtered in Rowanda, what difference does it make how big my breasts are, how long my legs are, or how much money you or I make? To hell with long walks, holding hands, candle lit dinners, and all of that other crap that people never continue doing after the first date anyway; that didn't even take place in Cinderella (I've seen the movie). If there is a man out there who:

isn't a crackhead or crack dealer, isn't an alcoholic, doesn't have any kids, doesn't smoke,
doesn't beat women, isn't wearing women's underwear as you're reading this ad, isn't a liar,
isn't looking for fun behind his wife's back, isn't into being hit, peed on, or tied up while having sex, doesn't want to hit, pee on or tie me up while having sex, likes having sex, CAN have sex.

is not in jail, on probation, has a court date pending.

isn't a misogynist, racist, classist, elitist, lawyer, politician, member of the military, policeman (Malice Green, Rodney King), bible boy, or a pompous ass.

Call me!!

What you have to be is HONEST, HONEST, HONEST!!! If you're out there, if you exist, call me. Please don't make me give up on men.

I think this woman has been to an AdultFriendFinder chatroom... tee hee


saddletrampsk 54F

4/10/2006 4:35 pm

awesome ad..


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
4/11/2006 9:35 am

She's looking for this in Detroit? I think she has as much of a chance as I do.


TriggerJinxed 38M

4/12/2006 7:00 am

...

And what's her number?


NickRules999 39M
9462 posts
4/12/2006 3:45 pm

She seems to know what she wants.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

4/13/2006 1:01 pm

LMAO...Very clever..Ready

Ready


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
4/15/2006 4:26 pm

isn't a crackhead or crack dealer...check
isn't an alcoholic...check
doesn't have any kids...check
doesn't smoke...check
doesn't beat women...check
isn't wearing women's underwear as you're reading this ad...check isn't a liar...check
isn't looking for fun behind his wife's back...check
isn't into being hit...check
peed on, or tied up while having sex...check
doesn't want to hit, pee on or tie me up while having sex...check likes having sex...check
CAN have sex...check
is not in jail, on probation, has a court date pending...check
isn't a misogynist...check
isn't racist...check
isn't classist...check
isn't elitist...check
lawyer, politician, member of the military...check
policeman (Malice Green, Rodney King)...check
bible boy...check

or a pompous ass...DAMN!! I was almost sooo perfect for her!!!


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