Should I Be Concerned?  

cuteNEway 41F
1774 posts
7/14/2006 9:31 am

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7/17/2006 3:56 am

Should I Be Concerned?

This is from the profile of a young man that contacted me today.

My Ideal Person:
I'm going to be honest - all I'm looking for is a sexy, sensual, caring, WOMAN that enjoys receiving oral sex from a fascinating man that truly enjoys pleasing the WOMAN he's with.
OK thats not too bad save for how conceited he is.

I could perform all day and night. I adore seeing that satisfied look on your face as your senses are overwhelmed with mind blowing orgasms.
Don't they ALL say that and then end up doing the porno tongue flick for five minutes and mistake the look of bored disappointment for ecstasy?

I love kissing, touching, and really really love licking you from head to toe. Of course you need to be healthy (meaning your smell and taste should not be that of a rotting corpse, been there, done that, not fun at all).
Ummm should I be concerned or does he just too stupid to realize how WRONG that sounds? Whatever the case, EW!

This could be a one time thing or even a continuous thing.
Read as: I'm never calling you again if we hook up.

Let me tell you, the oral is so much better once you get to know someone and are comfortable with them.
CLASSIC! Another favorite of serial fuckers! Telling you JUST what you want to hear!

I love 69!!!!! But most women can't concentrate with me when we're in that position, I'm good
Naaahhh, you're not conceited! You are just HONEST. (not)

Brownie points for you if your good at giving head too!
Brownie points? Do I get a Fellatio Badge for my sash if you approve of my oral talents? Can you imagine what THAT badge looks like?

I might just lick you where NO ONE has before
OOH HOT he's gonna lick my armpits...seXXXy!

Boys Boys Boys! It's OK to state what you enjoy in your profile. No problem as long as you aren't gross about it. But telling us how fascinating you are and how great you are in NO. It only tells us that we are going to be severely disappointed. Oh yeah and the rotting corpse thing? I'm gonna go ahead and say NO for all of us.

I have been to bed with guys that state in their profile how great they are in bed, guys that say how much they LOOOVE giving oral and finish by saying, "Trust me you will NOT be disappointed".
I was disappointed every time.

>>walks away shaking head slowly<<

digdug41 49M

7/14/2006 11:29 am

I might just lick you where NO ONE has before
OOH HOT he's gonna lick my armpits...seXXXy!

ROFLMMFAO! cute I dont know I cant call it I dont even look at my profile anymore its just there and no one hits it anyways thanks for the belly laugh have a good weekend luv

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

free2chose2 66F

7/14/2006 12:18 pm

God CuteN, these guys don't have a clue

Don't worry, be Happy

Sweetpickles69 47F

7/14/2006 2:20 pm

LOL! You found another wannabee!


TheCliticals 34F/F

7/14/2006 2:21 pm

Go girl

Sometimes I think that we should create a gallery of profiles of email fuckwits, devoted to outing men who do that, then the urge passes and I feel better.


NickRules999 39M
9462 posts
7/14/2006 3:39 pm

That bit about "been there, done that", I'm guessing he's a recovering necropheliac. Ugh!! *puke*

I don't think I've ever advertised myself like that.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
7/14/2006 4:03 pm

I hope you wrote back to him to ask him how he knows what a rotting corpses tastes like.

expatbrit49 62M

7/14/2006 4:08 pm

"your smell and taste should not be that of a rotting corpse"

ROFLMAO... poor fellow, now pondering how he knows what a rotting corpse tastes like

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

cuteNEway 41F

7/15/2006 4:12 am

Dig...teehee >>blush<< been licked everywhere else ya know
Free...It's truly sad!
Sandy...It's kinda like cramps isn't it?
Nick...It's just gross!
MissAnn...OOOOOHHHH yeah! He wrote back this whole thing about smell and how we taste with our noses and that he has smelled a rotting corpse. Then he asked to get to know me better
Expat...See above. He also said some shit about encapsulating the smell of a rotting corpse how it would taste just as it smells...>>shudder<<
Spunky...I try!
DYs...Relax Relate Release...Oh but EW I KNOW!!
MzHuny...Thanks shuga!!

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
7/16/2006 10:45 am

Hey, I just got mail from this guy and not a form letter! He seems to have taken the rotting corpse bit out of his profile. Damn.

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